1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,167 --> 00:00:10,333 (♪ URGENT: "Imperfect World") 4 00:00:10,458 --> 00:00:13,708 ♪ And on that final day 5 00:00:15,417 --> 00:00:18,750 ♪ Hear the silence reign 6 00:00:20,167 --> 00:00:22,792 ♪ But I could hear him say 7 00:00:22,917 --> 00:00:24,750 ♪ It's an imperfect world 8 00:00:24,875 --> 00:00:27,167 ♪ It's an imperfect world 9 00:00:27,292 --> 00:00:29,375 ♪ It's an imperfect world... 10 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:32,333 One, two, three! 11 00:00:36,125 --> 00:00:37,625 Come here. 12 00:00:44,958 --> 00:00:47,000 ♪ Just two goes down 13 00:00:47,125 --> 00:00:49,833 ♪ A young girl and her child alone 14 00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:51,708 ♪ Doesn't seem too bad 15 00:00:51,833 --> 00:00:55,667 ♪ Been a year since their father stopped home 16 00:00:57,708 --> 00:00:59,792 (Dialogue drowned by music) 17 00:00:59,917 --> 00:01:02,583 ♪ Could've been a dancer... ♪ 18 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:06,333 (♪ Jazz music) 19 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:11,667 (Lenny) 'My friend and partner, Bruce and I, believe in going to the office in style. 20 00:01:11,792 --> 00:01:14,458 'There's only one way to start your day in the City of Angels, 21 00:01:14,583 --> 00:01:17,500 'sharing a bottle of Moet with your secretaries. 22 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:20,375 'Encourages better employer, employee relationships. 23 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,292 'Sure, it's nice. 24 00:01:22,417 --> 00:01:25,250 'To some of us it seems like only a dream.' 25 00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:30,750 (Mr. Schlubinski) Lenny, Lenny, Lenny! 26 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:32,292 (Lenny mumbling) 27 00:01:32,417 --> 00:01:36,417 Lenny, Lenny, Lenny! 28 00:01:36,542 --> 00:01:38,458 - Hey, Lenny! - (Lenny) Huh? Yeah? 29 00:01:38,583 --> 00:01:41,167 It's eight o'clock, Len. Wake up. 30 00:01:41,292 --> 00:01:43,917 (Lenny) Good morning, Mr. Schlubinski. 31 00:01:44,042 --> 00:01:45,208 You're a nice kid, Lenny. 32 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:48,083 That's the only reason I'm leaving you in charge while I'm gone. 33 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:52,000 But if anything goes wrong, read my lips, anything, 34 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:56,208 if anything gets screwed up, read my lips, anything, 35 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,250 you're history, you got it? 36 00:01:58,375 --> 00:02:00,000 Got it, Mr. Schlubinski. 37 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:01,417 No smoking. 38 00:02:01,542 --> 00:02:03,333 I don't smoke, Mr. Schlubinski. 39 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:04,375 No drinking. 40 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,125 I don't drink, Mr. Schlubinski. 41 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:07,500 No drugs. 42 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:09,583 Not me, Mr. Schlubinski. 43 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:11,458 No fucking around. 44 00:02:13,708 --> 00:02:15,708 Have a nice trip, Mr. Schlubinski. 45 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:18,667 (♪ ALI THOMSON: "Just Dive In") 46 00:02:35,042 --> 00:02:38,042 ♪ This is where I want to be 47 00:02:39,583 --> 00:02:42,750 ♪ Playing hard and running free 48 00:02:43,542 --> 00:02:46,750 ♪ You know we're living on the edge of heaven 49 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,208 ♪ Waiting to begin 50 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:50,750 ♪ Why don't we just dive in? 51 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:53,750 ♪ Just dive in 52 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:56,625 ♪ We can make a dream come true 53 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:02,042 ♪ Sailing on an ocean blue 54 00:03:02,542 --> 00:03:05,500 ♪ You know we're living on the edge of heaven 55 00:03:05,625 --> 00:03:07,042 ♪ Waiting to begin 56 00:03:07,167 --> 00:03:10,458 ♪ Why don't we just dive in? 57 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:16,708 ♪ Every day I catch a fantasy 58 00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:21,167 ♪ Out on the boardwalk and the sun 59 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:23,917 ♪ Moving in the crowd 60 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:26,292 ♪ Laughing right out loud 61 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:28,542 ♪ So exciting 62 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,667 ♪ Feel like one in a million 63 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:34,625 ♪ This is where I want to be 64 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:39,208 ♪ Playing hard and running free 65 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:43,375 ♪ You know we're living on the edge of heaven 66 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:44,917 ♪ Waiting to begin 67 00:03:45,042 --> 00:03:48,125 ♪ Why don't we just dive in? 68 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:50,458 ♪ Just dive in 69 00:03:50,583 --> 00:03:53,417 ♪ We can make a dream come true 70 00:03:54,958 --> 00:03:58,500 ♪ Sailing on an ocean blue 71 00:03:59,167 --> 00:04:02,250 ♪ You know we're living on the edge of heaven 72 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,792 ♪ Waiting to begin 73 00:04:03,917 --> 00:04:06,417 ♪ Why don't we just dive in? 74 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:13,208 ♪ It's a perfect sky to watch the world go by 75 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:17,833 ♪ Down on the ocean I drift away 76 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:20,500 ♪ Gonna live it up 77 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:22,708 ♪ Moving to the top 78 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:25,250 ♪ Just for a moment 79 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:29,375 ♪ I feel like one in a million 80 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:09,083 ♪ This is where I want to be 81 00:05:10,917 --> 00:05:13,875 ♪ Playing hard and running free 82 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:17,958 ♪ You know we're living on the edge of heaven 83 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:19,500 ♪ Waiting to begin 84 00:05:19,625 --> 00:05:22,667 ♪ Why don't we just dive in? 85 00:05:22,792 --> 00:05:25,042 ♪ Just dive in 86 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:28,167 ♪ We can make a dream come true 87 00:05:29,417 --> 00:05:32,750 ♪ Sailing on an ocean blue 88 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,542 ♪ You know we're living on the edge of heaven 89 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:38,292 ♪ Waiting to begin 90 00:05:38,417 --> 00:05:41,750 ♪ Why don't we just dive in? 91 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:46,250 ♪ You know we're living down on paradise 92 00:05:46,375 --> 00:05:48,542 ♪ Don't think twice 93 00:05:48,667 --> 00:05:52,167 ♪ Just dive in ♪ 94 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:02,083 ♪ Woke up this morning... ♪ 95 00:06:03,542 --> 00:06:07,667 (Lenny) 'As you can see, Venice Beach isn't your ordinary surfer's playground. 96 00:06:07,792 --> 00:06:11,792 'And while it looked like an ordinary day, it wouldn't turn out to be one. 97 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:15,083 'Bruce and I were talking shop with Fantastic, 98 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:19,792 'part-time philosopher, full-time beach wino, killing time.' 99 00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:22,500 Mmm, a white sale. 100 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:24,625 I wonder what that means? 101 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:31,167 So you see why it's important for me to make some decisions in my life. 102 00:06:31,292 --> 00:06:35,708 What's really important to me, getting famous or getting laid? 103 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,625 Getting famous. 104 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:40,167 You ever see Burt Reynolds complain he's not getting laid? 105 00:06:40,292 --> 00:06:43,875 Well, the problem is getting famous is a long-term proposition. 106 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:49,500 Old Chinese proverbs say, "When in doubt, go for the quickie." 107 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:51,625 You have no ambition. 108 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:54,625 It's probably because I'm the horniest person 109 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,667 ever to come out of Walla Walla, Washington. 110 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,542 (Lenny chuckles) 111 00:07:06,417 --> 00:07:09,417 Gentlemen, I think the sun just came up. 112 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:24,125 'She was a first class dame doing a first class job on the Dove Bar. 113 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:26,333 'I didn't show much interest. 114 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:28,292 'I know women.' 115 00:07:28,417 --> 00:07:33,042 Terminal... absolutely terminal. 116 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,583 I would like to immortalize you. 117 00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:53,125 (Chuckles) Boy, you sure are into 25-dollar words. 118 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,958 Hey, you go to college, and you pay a lot of money to learn those words. 119 00:07:56,083 --> 00:08:00,958 Sublimate, procrastinate, masticate, anthropomorphic, Kaopectate. 120 00:08:02,542 --> 00:08:04,375 If I don't use 'em, I'll never break even. 121 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,167 Good enough, I'm Christie. 122 00:08:06,292 --> 00:08:07,458 Leonard Hartigan. 123 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:08,917 So what do your friends call you? 124 00:08:09,042 --> 00:08:12,292 Well, I only have one friend and he calls me asshole. 125 00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:14,708 (Chuckles) 126 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:16,500 Well, what shall I call you? 127 00:08:16,625 --> 00:08:18,833 Well, you can call me ass. 128 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:21,750 - Lenny's good. - Alright, Lenny it is. 129 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:24,708 I would love to photograph you. 130 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:28,708 Well, I could use some new 8x10s. Fire away. 131 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:30,667 (Lenny) OK, hold it right there. 132 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:40,750 - Hey, Fantastic. - Yo, what it is? 133 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:42,917 You wouldn't happen to know any women who put out 134 00:08:43,042 --> 00:08:45,458 without asking a lot of questions, would ya? 135 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,958 I know every ass on this beach. 136 00:08:49,292 --> 00:08:51,375 A penny for your thoughts. 137 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:54,250 Hey brother, man, haven't you heard of inflation? 138 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:56,042 (Sighs) 139 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:03,042 How about a quarter? 140 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,417 (Chuckles) Right on. 141 00:09:05,542 --> 00:09:06,958 Jesus. 142 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:11,667 There are two kinds of women in this world: 143 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:16,625 the kind you wine and dine, and then they kiss you good night, 144 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:20,833 and the kind that spread their legs for half the money. 145 00:09:23,042 --> 00:09:25,583 - That's it? - That's it. 146 00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:27,750 I want a refund. 147 00:09:27,875 --> 00:09:30,042 (Engine rumbling) 148 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:39,917 (♪ ALI THOMSON: "Tell Me") 149 00:09:40,042 --> 00:09:42,292 ♪ Tell me 150 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,792 ♪ Tell me I'm a-dreaming 151 00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:50,125 ♪ Oh, what can I see 152 00:09:51,292 --> 00:09:54,208 ♪ Behind those eyes 153 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:57,208 ♪ Show me 154 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:01,750 ♪ Show me what you're feeling 155 00:10:02,792 --> 00:10:05,167 ♪ And just let me see 156 00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:08,708 ♪ Through your disguise 157 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:16,375 ♪ Cos if we let the moment last the night away... ♪ 158 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,750 You just melted my lens away. 159 00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:23,292 It's those lips, those eyes. 160 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:28,500 - It's just a game of light, shadows... - (Door opening) 161 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:31,208 - ...and illusion. - (Door closing) 162 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:34,583 It's the magic art chemistry creates. 163 00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:38,042 (Skip) I don't believe this crap. 164 00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:43,458 (Lenny) 'Enter Skip, my lowlife brother by coincidence.' 165 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:47,292 Hey, Chris, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? 166 00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:48,917 (Christie) What the hell are you doing here? 167 00:10:49,042 --> 00:10:50,458 Well, excuse me. 168 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:53,208 Hey, I almost live here. Right, little brother? 169 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:54,833 This is your little brother? 170 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,500 I don't even know this guy. 171 00:10:56,625 --> 00:10:58,458 No reason to get upset, sweet cakes. 172 00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:01,917 Family always did believe in sharing, you know? 173 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,667 You assholes. 174 00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:06,500 No, this isn't what you think it is. 175 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,958 Please let's discuss this in a civilized manner. 176 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:10,750 Shit, and I fell for it. 177 00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:13,458 Yeah, the game of light and shadows. 178 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:16,375 My little brother gives that line to every broad that walks in here. 179 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,750 (Lenny) Hey, let's talk. 180 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:20,417 He doesn't even bother putting film in the camera. 181 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:21,792 You're lucky I walked in. 182 00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:23,667 Couple more minutes, it could've been too late. 183 00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:25,625 Wanna do lunch? 184 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,250 (Door slams) 185 00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:31,167 Come on, smile. 186 00:11:31,292 --> 00:11:34,292 You're not missing much. 187 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:36,667 Take my word for it. (Chuckles). 188 00:11:36,792 --> 00:11:42,292 Your sense of timing is... incredible. 189 00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:44,500 Well, I'd rather have bad timing than bad breath, 190 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:46,625 like some people I know. 191 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:50,583 Anyway, just need to borrow some cash and I'm history. 192 00:11:53,917 --> 00:11:56,750 Fifty-two bucks, that's it? 193 00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:59,042 We're not doing too well, little brother. 194 00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:04,000 ♪ It's all the magic our chemistry creates, ow ♪ 195 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,292 (Skip scatting) 196 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:11,042 Ooh, ah, thank you. Thank you, thank you! 197 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:14,375 (Door opens and closes) 198 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:16,917 I gotta get out of this town. 199 00:12:17,042 --> 00:12:20,375 Yeah, good idea, but you're broke. 200 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:24,083 Besides, you can't leave me behind. 201 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:26,875 - Watch me. - (Bruce chuckles) 202 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,833 Oh, look at us, man. 203 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,000 We're just a couple of losers. 204 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:37,208 Hey, hey, speak for yourself. I'm great, alright? 205 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:40,333 I'm broke, I don't have a car. 206 00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:42,792 Getting laid is tough, and my brother treats me like a sponge. 207 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:44,583 What does that make me? 208 00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:47,875 The average American teenager. 209 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,417 I gotta make some fast money then skip town. 210 00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:53,083 (Sniggers) Did you say skip? 211 00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,208 Bad choice of words. 212 00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,750 (Bruce) Oh, my God. 213 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,167 Let's shoot some asses. 214 00:13:02,292 --> 00:13:03,833 Oh, I'm a tit man myself. 215 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:06,792 Well, fine, fine, we'll shoot tits and ass. 216 00:13:06,917 --> 00:13:08,750 - Deal. - Deal. 217 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,833 (♪ ALI THOMSON: "Watching The Girls Go By") 218 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:23,167 ♪ And where I'm watching the girls go by 219 00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:26,625 ♪ Living it up in the sunny weather... ♪ 220 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:29,875 (Lenny) You know, we can make a lot of money outta this. 221 00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:32,750 - (Camera shutter clicking) - (Bruce) What do you mean? 222 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:35,042 A photo collection. 223 00:13:35,167 --> 00:13:36,917 The other side of America. 224 00:13:37,042 --> 00:13:42,708 (Chuckles) Yeah... Yeah, posters even. 225 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:46,292 No, you can't put people's asses on posters without their permission. 226 00:13:46,417 --> 00:13:47,917 Who's to know? 227 00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:50,375 Asses are like fingerprints. 228 00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:52,750 What are they gonna do? 229 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:57,625 They gonna pull their pants down in court, and let the jury decide? Come on. 230 00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:05,917 (Camera shutter continues clicking) 231 00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:12,292 (Muted dialogue) 232 00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:44,042 (Lenny) Be careful. 233 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:46,833 (Bruce) I'm careful. Careful, don't let 'em get away. 234 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,917 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 235 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:58,708 (Lenny) Now there is an absolutely terminal ass for a poster. 236 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:00,042 (Bruce) Hey... 237 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:03,208 ♪ There she goes just a-walking down the street 238 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:07,167 ♪ Singin' doh wah diddy diddy diddy diddy dam diddy doh, ooh ♪ 239 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:22,750 (Growling) 240 00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:27,542 What's happening, punk? 241 00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:29,833 These guys was taking my picture. 242 00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,667 - (Men) Uh-huh! - They was making fun of me. 243 00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:34,000 (Men) Uh-huh! 244 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:36,542 Hey, listen, it's not what it appears to be, gentlemen. 245 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,958 Who you calling gentlemen, motherfucker? 246 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:44,917 (Bruce) We must leave you now. 247 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:16,375 (Camera shutter clicking) 248 00:16:26,292 --> 00:16:27,792 You get the hell outta here! 249 00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:30,167 You chase my sister again, I'll shove that camera up your ass! 250 00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:33,042 - Here's the money. - Here's the stuff. 251 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:35,167 - This is always the best as usual. - OK, OK, cool. 252 00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:38,833 (Siren wailing) 253 00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,333 (Dealer) Shit, the cops! 254 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,083 (Officer) Get her. 255 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,208 Wait a minute, we didn't do anything! 256 00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,417 Oh, God, oh, God, I can't believe this. 257 00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:00,792 You have the right to remain silent. 258 00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:04,542 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 259 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,500 (Cheering) 260 00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:21,792 (Screeching tires and revving) 261 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:05,458 Leonard Hartigan productions presents... 262 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,125 (Mimics fanfare) 263 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,583 ..."The Other Side of America. 264 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,958 "A Study in Assology." 265 00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:16,458 First, roller skates. 266 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,917 Down the street she goes, mm-mm-mm. 267 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,833 (Bruce) Ooh, what about this one? 268 00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:29,792 That, my dear friend, is a cello. It's a musical ass. 269 00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:31,417 Oh, I say. 270 00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:33,833 - (Lenny chuckles) - Any ass is music to my ears. 271 00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:34,833 Whoa! 272 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:37,667 (Bruce) Jesus, I was wondering if you got a shot of 'em. 273 00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:40,625 (Lenny) Telephoto, my friend, is a marvelous invention. 274 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,667 Can't they play volleyball like that? 275 00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:47,208 Hope they didn't hurt themselves. 276 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:51,375 Mmm! Len, I gotta hand it to you. You're an artist. 277 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,750 - I mean, really a true artist. - (Lenny) Thank you, thank you, thank you. 278 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,250 Oh, this is nice. This is very nice. 279 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:03,625 I lend you the camera, I give you a chance. You give me feet. 280 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,958 This is art, Len. This is real art. 281 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:07,417 (Lenny) Uh-huh, mm-hmm, art. 282 00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:09,792 (Bruce) There's, um... there's... Those French guys do this. 283 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,500 - (Lenny) French guys, yeah. - (Bruce) Dead French guys. 284 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:13,250 (Lenny) Dead French guys who like feet. 285 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:16,542 Ah, what's his name, T... Er... Truffaut? 286 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,333 - Truffaut did lots of stuff like this. - Oh, Truffaut, sure. 287 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,458 - You remember. - He did a series of movies on feet. 288 00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,250 Hey, how ya doing, guys? 289 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:25,583 Good thing you held me back, man. They were scared of me. 290 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,292 I was gonna kill these guys. 291 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,667 What the hell is this? 292 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,667 (Bruce) This isn't one of mine. You took this one, Lenny. 293 00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:32,625 - Good job. - I must've shot it when I fell. 294 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:37,667 (Bruce) Hold it, wait a second. I've seen this guy. 295 00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:39,292 At the beach, sure. 296 00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:43,125 No, er... yeah. I mean, I bumped into him. 297 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:48,125 I know who that guy is, that's, um... Ned Carson. 298 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,625 (Lenny) Oh, let me guess, Johnny Carson's younger brother. 299 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,333 No, no, the one who used to stump Marilyn's sister. 300 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,750 Oh, look at this. 301 00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:06,125 - Oh, shit, it's a gun. - (Scoffs) No way. 302 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,750 Jesus, look at it. It's a gun! 303 00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:17,583 This, Carson... 304 00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:19,375 Put it all together and what have you got? 305 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,917 - Oh, no way, Brucey. - Yes. 306 00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:23,875 - No. - Yes, it's a murder, man. 307 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,500 Someone shot Carson and you shot the murderer. 308 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,208 Look, stooping Marilyn's sister is hardly grounds for killing anybody. 309 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:32,792 Look, forget about the motive, alright? I mean, just look at this. 310 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:48,042 OK, here's Carson, right? 311 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,417 OK, now he's falling. 312 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:55,333 Now he's on the ground. 313 00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:56,500 Now he's dead. 314 00:20:56,625 --> 00:21:00,708 No way, no, it's... we don't know that. 315 00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:03,500 Does this man look alive to you? Get real. 316 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,125 I'm not sure, Brucey. 317 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,250 What, you're expecting blood and guts? 318 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:11,917 Come on, look at this guy. 319 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:14,292 No, you see, all I can see is a barrel of a gun 320 00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:16,750 behind somebody's thigh. So what? 321 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,250 So, how many guns do you see at the beach? 322 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,917 This broad had a gun. 323 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:25,833 She wasted Carson and she ran. 324 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,292 Shit. 325 00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:34,125 Stop right here, look. 326 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:37,083 There's a birthmark or something right here. 327 00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:43,000 I don't know, see if you can get a clearer one, the next one. 328 00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:46,375 There we go. 329 00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:58,958 Huh? You weren't kidding, Len. 330 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:01,583 Asses are just like fingerprints, huh? 331 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:04,375 Shouldn't be too hard to find an ass with a tattoo like that, huh? 332 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,000 We're not gonna find anything. We take this to the police. 333 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,500 We let them handle it. 334 00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,292 You don't understand. 335 00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:14,500 Nobody, but nobody knows we've got this stuff. 336 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:19,125 We just go down, ask some questions real undercover like. 337 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:22,083 No way, we are not gonna get involved in this murder. 338 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:25,542 I can't even handle Skip, let alone an assassin. 339 00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:27,333 An ass-assin? 340 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:30,042 Yeah, bad choice of words. 341 00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:35,667 Look, the way I see it, this is your chance to get even, huh? 342 00:22:35,792 --> 00:22:38,125 Start being a hero for a change. 343 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,792 You can be famous. 344 00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:42,417 You could be rich. You could be important. 345 00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:46,125 - I could be dead. - Death isn't an issue here. 346 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:49,125 Look, you can't be a coward all your life, man. 347 00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:52,000 I'd rather be a coward than a stiff. 348 00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:55,125 Let's take it one step at a time, alright? 349 00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,917 We go to the beach. We look for some evidence. 350 00:22:58,042 --> 00:22:59,792 We find the killer's ass. 351 00:22:59,917 --> 00:23:01,750 I mean, somebody must have seen this. 352 00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:04,250 They'd remember an ass with a rose tattoo anyway. 353 00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:06,792 All this so we can prove to ourselves we're heroes? 354 00:23:06,917 --> 00:23:09,375 - It's not very noble, is it? - We're doing this cos it's fun. 355 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,167 - You call murder fun? - You bet. 356 00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:14,167 - You're diseased. - Listen to me, Len. 357 00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:16,917 How many guys do you know our age who get one, count 'em, 358 00:23:17,042 --> 00:23:19,583 one chance in a lifetime to witness a murder, 359 00:23:19,708 --> 00:23:21,833 and then find the killer? 360 00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:25,917 No way, I am not getting involved and that's final. 361 00:23:26,042 --> 00:23:29,000 'Bruce had some valid points. 362 00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:31,667 'It did look like a "Death in Venice". 363 00:23:31,792 --> 00:23:34,167 'He was right about something else too. 364 00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:37,708 'It could be the beginning of a beautiful career.' 365 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:41,000 Pretty clumsy investigation. What if somebody's watching? 366 00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:42,292 Nobody's watching. 367 00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:03,292 - Exhibit A. - Damn. 368 00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:05,917 (Bruce) Elementary, Watson. 369 00:24:06,792 --> 00:24:11,958 (Lenny) 'We had exhibit A, Carson's sunglasses. 370 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:14,833 'We took a look around for any suspicious characters.' 371 00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:17,667 - (Dog barking) - 'There was only a dog. 372 00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:22,208 'It hardly looked like an undercover cop or a hired assassin.' 373 00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:26,625 What if he's there? 374 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,250 Can't be there if he's dead. 375 00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:29,875 Well, what if he is? 376 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,917 - Dead? - There. 377 00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:34,208 Then he isn't dead. Sheesh! 378 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,000 (Lenny) Great. 379 00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:40,958 (Line ringing) 380 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:46,917 (Carson) 'Hello, this is Ned Carson. Leave a message. 381 00:24:47,042 --> 00:24:50,208 'Better yet, leave me alone. Wait for the beep.' 382 00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:51,750 Asshole. 383 00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:56,625 OK, so we have exhibit A. 384 00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:58,583 Now what do we do? 385 00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:02,125 Ah, give me a break, huh? I'm a slow starter. 386 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:05,583 Mmm... we need some inside information. 387 00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:08,375 A real tush expert. 388 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,958 (Bruce) I know a proctologist. 389 00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:12,500 Hey. 390 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:17,292 Somebody who just sits around all day watching asses go by. 391 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,458 (Both) Fantastic. 392 00:25:25,208 --> 00:25:29,042 (Man) ♪ Feeling good about summertime 393 00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:33,792 - ♪ Sunshine on my eyes - (Fantastic) ♪ It's in my eyes 394 00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:36,500 - ♪ Things ain't going - ♪ Things ain't going 395 00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:38,458 - ♪ Just right - ♪ Just right 396 00:25:38,583 --> 00:25:42,083 - ♪ Don't ask me why - ♪ Don't ask me why 397 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,667 - ♪ Cos I'm telling you - ♪ I'm telling you... ♪ 398 00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:46,542 Hey, Fantastic, can we talk some business? 399 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:49,583 Yeah, yeah. Er... Jim, later, brother, later. We'll talk later. 400 00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:51,625 What's happening, homeboys? 401 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,167 We brought a little something for ya. 402 00:25:53,292 --> 00:25:55,625 Oh, very generous. 403 00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:58,167 What can I say? We like you. 404 00:25:58,292 --> 00:25:59,125 And? 405 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:01,292 And we need some information. 406 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:05,500 Ah, a bribe. 407 00:26:12,958 --> 00:26:14,792 A cheap one. 408 00:26:14,917 --> 00:26:16,667 They were out of Dom Pérignon. 409 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:18,583 We're looking for an ass. 410 00:26:19,042 --> 00:26:20,625 What's his name? 411 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:22,375 A special ass. 412 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,000 Ah, it's a girl. 413 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:28,208 It has a black rose tattoo on the left cheek, here. 414 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:30,250 Do you see it? 415 00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:34,125 Homeboy, I may be drunk, but I ain't blind. 416 00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:37,000 Now why this ass? 417 00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:39,042 Can we trust you? 418 00:26:39,167 --> 00:26:42,583 Brother man, Fantastic is a grave. 419 00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:44,667 Graves don't talk. 420 00:26:44,792 --> 00:26:46,958 We think this girl is involved in a murder. 421 00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:49,708 That's a killer ass alright. 422 00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:55,917 We think, but we don't know for sure that somebody was shot at the beach 423 00:26:56,042 --> 00:26:57,708 and this person shot him. 424 00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:00,750 (Clicks tongue) Foreign butt most likely. 425 00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:05,000 You know, an educated eye can always tell. Probably Helga. 426 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,042 Helga? 427 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:11,000 Bad girl, the kind you're looking for. 428 00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:12,583 Where can we find her? 429 00:27:20,417 --> 00:27:24,542 'Fantastic's tip brought us closer to the heart of the mystery. 430 00:27:24,667 --> 00:27:27,667 'As we stood there waiting for the door to open, 431 00:27:27,792 --> 00:27:29,042 'I wondered if Helga would come out... 432 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:31,500 - (Helga) Who is it? - (Lenny) '...with a pair of 38s.' 433 00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:34,625 Can we speak with you, ma'am? 434 00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:38,667 Ja? 435 00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:45,125 Er... we'd, er... like to ask you a few questions, ma'am. 436 00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:47,667 Questions? You police, ja? 437 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:50,375 Yeah, that's it, we're cops. 438 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,917 Yeah, that's the ticket. 439 00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:56,542 Can we come inside? 440 00:27:56,667 --> 00:28:00,167 Come? Ja. 441 00:28:14,167 --> 00:28:16,917 You young for policemen, ja? 442 00:28:17,042 --> 00:28:18,708 We're rookies. 443 00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:20,583 Helga's done nothing wrong. 444 00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:23,375 (Lenny) That's what we're here to find out, ma'am. 445 00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:28,208 (Bruce) What exactly do you have on your rear end, ma'am? 446 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:31,250 A lot of men. 447 00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:33,875 Yes, ma'am. 448 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,083 Um... we're wondering if you have any special mark there perhaps? 449 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:40,250 Do you want to see it? 450 00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:41,917 - Yes. - No. 451 00:28:42,042 --> 00:28:43,500 Yes or no? 452 00:28:45,667 --> 00:28:46,667 Yes. 453 00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:49,792 I love rookies, wait here. 454 00:29:00,292 --> 00:29:03,292 Cops. Great idea, Len. 455 00:29:03,417 --> 00:29:08,125 Wait a minute. You were the one who started the dragnet act. 456 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:12,833 Oh, yeah. Give me a break, I'm young. 457 00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:17,500 (Whip cracking) 458 00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:27,333 Heil Hitler! 459 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:29,333 Oh, shit! 460 00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:31,875 You swine really want to see my ass? 461 00:29:33,375 --> 00:29:36,125 You will be punished for your insolence. 462 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:38,333 Helga is my name. 463 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:40,625 Pain is my game. 464 00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:43,417 You will die in my hands. 465 00:29:43,542 --> 00:29:46,917 I will make men out of you. 466 00:29:47,042 --> 00:29:49,792 Komm zurück! Come back! 467 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:56,167 All the other cops love it. 468 00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:09,250 (Fantastic burps) 469 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,167 I will be brief. 470 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:17,667 I got all day. 471 00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:21,292 Don't play smart with me, you asshole. 472 00:30:21,417 --> 00:30:24,167 As far as I'm concerned, you're just a goddamn bum, 473 00:30:24,292 --> 00:30:29,375 a worthless, no good wino, no offense. 474 00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:31,917 None taken. 475 00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:41,333 You talked to some boys a while ago. 476 00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,125 I talk to a lot of boys. 477 00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:46,833 These boys showed you a photograph. What was it? 478 00:30:46,958 --> 00:30:50,792 Fantastic is a grave and graves don't talk. 479 00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:54,375 (Squeals) 480 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:57,875 Of course there are exceptions. 481 00:30:59,875 --> 00:31:02,542 These were two white guys. They wore sunglasses too, kinda like you. 482 00:31:02,667 --> 00:31:05,167 Only they weren't as hip as you, they were kinda nerdy, you know what I mean? 483 00:31:05,292 --> 00:31:07,208 And they came over here, they started asking me all kind of questions. 484 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,750 They even gave me this wine. This ain't even a good wine. 485 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:11,292 Yeah, they gave it to me as a bribe. 486 00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:13,083 They showed me some pictures of some white girl's behind 487 00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:15,917 with a little black rose on it. I thought that was a fine old behind. 488 00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:17,458 I seen a black girl's behind look good as that, 489 00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:19,750 but not really quite as good as that one looked. 490 00:31:19,875 --> 00:31:22,167 You know, there'll be back here anytime now, you know. 491 00:31:22,292 --> 00:31:25,125 Anytime you wanna know when they come back, just-just ask for Fantastic! 492 00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,750 I'm here between ten in the morning and ten at night! 493 00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:28,875 (♪ DAVID WILLIAMS: "No Negatives Of You") 494 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:35,833 ♪ Once there was your face in the mirror down the hall 495 00:31:36,792 --> 00:31:44,083 ♪ Once there was a place for your photo on the wall 496 00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:45,750 ♪ Never can give you 497 00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:51,375 ♪ All the answers to the questions in my mind, mm-hmm 498 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:56,833 ♪ I can't give all the explanation for words I wanna find 499 00:31:56,958 --> 00:32:00,708 ♪ There are no negatives of you 500 00:32:01,417 --> 00:32:05,125 ♪ Where are those negatives of you? 501 00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:09,417 ♪ There are no negatives of you 502 00:32:09,542 --> 00:32:17,000 ♪ I know you saw me smile as I told you all those lies 503 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:25,167 ♪ And I saw, saw you smile as the tears fell from your eyes 504 00:32:25,917 --> 00:32:27,083 ♪ Never can give you 505 00:32:27,208 --> 00:32:32,500 ♪ All the answers for the girl who's in my mind, mm-hmm 506 00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:38,208 ♪ I just talk to the mirror for the answers I need to find 507 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:41,458 ♪ There are no negatives of you 508 00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:45,458 ♪ Where are those negatives of you? ♪ 509 00:32:45,583 --> 00:32:48,083 (Lenny) 'Our investigation brought dramatic results. 510 00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:53,250 'One date, six telephone numbers, and an invitation for kinky BandD sex.' 511 00:32:54,833 --> 00:32:59,167 Face it, man, we are rotten detectives. 512 00:32:59,292 --> 00:33:03,042 - No, all we need is a little inspiration. - I.e.? 513 00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:05,792 I.e., a woman with the brains of Albert Einstein, 514 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:08,000 and knockers the size of Texas. 515 00:33:08,125 --> 00:33:09,125 Can't have her. 516 00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:11,708 She lives with a man who's got the brains of Arnold Schwarzenegger, 517 00:33:11,833 --> 00:33:14,542 and a schlong the size of the Panama Canal. 518 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:17,750 I thought I locked the door? 519 00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:21,208 (Skip) I had a key made last time you lent me yours. 520 00:33:29,667 --> 00:33:32,375 No money, little brother, we're broke. 521 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,000 Right. 522 00:33:34,792 --> 00:33:39,083 - Shit, I need money for the race. - Race? 523 00:33:39,208 --> 00:33:44,542 Jet ski. When I win it, I'm gonna be very rich and very famous. 524 00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:47,417 Why is it whenever I don't have any money, we're broke, 525 00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:50,625 but when you make money, you are going to be rich and famous? 526 00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:53,500 - It's called partnership, little brother. - Oh. 527 00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:55,625 - What's this? - Hey, none of your business! 528 00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:57,500 Take a hike, dickhead! 529 00:33:57,625 --> 00:33:58,833 OK. 530 00:34:00,042 --> 00:34:02,833 Well now, that's an ass I'll never forget. 531 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,708 (Sniggers) 532 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:06,583 You mean, you know that girl? 533 00:34:06,708 --> 00:34:10,417 Hey, they don't call me the wonder hog for nothing. 534 00:34:10,542 --> 00:34:13,958 - Tell me about her. - You interested? 535 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:15,167 Yeah. 536 00:34:15,292 --> 00:34:18,708 (Chuckles) Information doesn't come cheap. 537 00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:20,000 How much? 538 00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:22,667 (Skip) Let's see the color of your money. 539 00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:27,250 Not enough. 540 00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:29,417 - Don't you wanna count it? - Not enough. 541 00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:32,792 (Lenny sighs) 542 00:34:35,417 --> 00:34:37,417 All I got. 543 00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:42,542 Why not? You're my little brother. You deserve a discount. 544 00:34:43,167 --> 00:34:45,000 It's Christie, you jerk! 545 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,292 You had her right here and you didn't even stoop her. 546 00:34:47,417 --> 00:34:48,792 - Christie? - Yeah. 547 00:34:48,917 --> 00:34:50,500 (Lenny) My Christie? 548 00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:52,458 Yours and about a hundred other guys. 549 00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:53,833 Can't be. 550 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:57,042 Sure can, Christie works bachelor parties. 551 00:34:57,167 --> 00:35:01,417 You know, teases, strips, sits on the customers. 552 00:35:01,542 --> 00:35:03,875 - Fuck. - That too. 553 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,833 Where does she live? 554 00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:11,333 - Vegas. - Vegas? 555 00:35:11,458 --> 00:35:12,542 What are you, an echo? 556 00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:17,125 Vegas, as in Las Vegas, Nevada. That Vegas. 557 00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:18,958 What was she doing here? 558 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:21,750 Hey, he's got the money. He asks the questions. 559 00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:22,917 (Bruce) Fine by me. 560 00:35:23,042 --> 00:35:25,042 What was she doing here? 561 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:26,958 Beach girl, little brother. 562 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:31,583 Comes down to Venice for a day or two, then back to the salt mines. 563 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:32,958 Where can we find her? 564 00:35:33,917 --> 00:35:36,292 Memory's fading fast. 565 00:35:52,958 --> 00:35:56,250 Amazing. You knew her all along. 566 00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:59,208 I never saw the tattoo. 567 00:36:00,167 --> 00:36:02,333 That's because you concentrate on the trivial, 568 00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:04,792 and overlook the important stuff. 569 00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:07,792 Man, this is great. 570 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:13,125 Women, murder, Vegas. Let's go. 571 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:15,583 You are out of your mind. 572 00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:17,958 She hates me and she's a killer. 573 00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:20,000 Why would I wanna go to Vegas? 574 00:36:20,125 --> 00:36:21,917 Because it's exciting. 575 00:36:22,042 --> 00:36:24,292 Because bad girls are always more enticing. 576 00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:28,833 Because deep down you want her to be innocent. 577 00:36:29,417 --> 00:36:31,708 You're dying to prove it. 578 00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:33,583 It all makes sense now. 579 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:37,958 I see it all, it's magnificent. 580 00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:40,167 Cut the shit, Brucey. 581 00:36:40,292 --> 00:36:43,708 There's no way we could get to Vegas if we wanted to, 582 00:36:43,833 --> 00:36:45,417 which we don't. 583 00:36:45,542 --> 00:36:47,042 We're broke. 584 00:36:47,167 --> 00:36:48,500 What, you an orphan? 585 00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:50,542 No way. 586 00:36:50,667 --> 00:36:54,917 Cry, beg, plead, do whatever you have to do. 587 00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:59,500 Parents always give in. 588 00:37:02,625 --> 00:37:06,458 Lenny, baby, oh! 589 00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:09,292 Come in, come in, come in. 590 00:37:09,417 --> 00:37:11,583 Clayton, look who's here. 591 00:37:11,708 --> 00:37:14,833 Oh, honey, you look terrific. 592 00:37:14,958 --> 00:37:16,917 You look like shit. 593 00:37:17,042 --> 00:37:20,000 Your brother's goodlooking, but you look like shit. 594 00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:23,667 Don't mind him, dear. He hasn't been himself since his lobotomy. 595 00:37:23,792 --> 00:37:25,042 Wow. 596 00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:27,708 - Who the hell are you? - Remember me? 597 00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:32,708 I'm Bruce, Lenny's best friend. 598 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:36,167 Figures, Lenny was always hanging around with geeks. 599 00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:39,875 You still in school, Lenny? 600 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,583 Sponsored for the second year. 601 00:37:41,708 --> 00:37:43,708 Good, saves money. 602 00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:45,417 Can spend it on entertainment. 603 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,042 Listen, Mom, we need to talk. 604 00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:52,167 Go ahead, talk to your mother. 605 00:37:52,292 --> 00:37:54,000 I need money, Mom. 606 00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:56,708 We gave you money in November. 607 00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:58,583 It's August now, Mom. 608 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:01,625 Oh, dear, how time flies. 609 00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:04,333 Well, what about the sponsorship? 610 00:38:06,792 --> 00:38:08,542 Doesn't cover abortions, Mom. 611 00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:10,083 You're having an abortion? 612 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:12,667 Not me, Mom, my girlfriend. 613 00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:16,417 Oh, Clayton, Lenny needs money for an abortion. 614 00:38:16,542 --> 00:38:18,125 Lenny is an abortion. 615 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:20,083 Besides, he doesn't get laid. 616 00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:22,833 I'm trying to tell you she's pregnant. 617 00:38:23,458 --> 00:38:27,708 Tell the truth, son. You want that money for drugs, don't you? 618 00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:29,917 OK, Dad, you figured it out. 619 00:38:30,042 --> 00:38:31,333 I want drugs. 620 00:38:31,458 --> 00:38:35,500 Give him 20 dollars, Sophie, for, um... honesty. 621 00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:39,167 Twenty bucks? What the hell do you expect me to buy for 20 bucks? 622 00:38:39,292 --> 00:38:42,958 Hey, don't knock it. It buys a lot of good shit. 623 00:38:49,833 --> 00:38:52,833 My uncle made it to Vegas on ten bucks once. 624 00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,833 Yeah, 1964. 625 00:38:57,292 --> 00:38:59,458 No, that's it, Brucey, I've had it. 626 00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:04,167 Oh, Len, Len, you can't stop now, guy. 627 00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:08,250 Look, Len, no one else knows we've got this stuff. 628 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:09,792 How can you be so sure? 629 00:39:09,917 --> 00:39:15,375 (Scoffs) Look around, you see anyone following us? 630 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:18,208 Nope, just a black van. 631 00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:20,583 Yeah, what black van? 632 00:39:22,167 --> 00:39:26,000 (Sighs) You're starting to see things, Len. 633 00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:27,542 It's not a good sign. 634 00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:30,500 Of course it's only natural considering the pressure. 635 00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:32,208 What are you, my analyst? 636 00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:34,750 Analyze this, Sigmund Freud. 637 00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:42,750 We'll hitch to Vegas, no charge. 638 00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:47,667 No way, I am not hitching, and I am not going to Vegas and that's final! 639 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:14,125 Your brilliant idea doesn't seem to be working. 640 00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:18,958 Obviously the Chinese community here is not very strong. 641 00:40:30,583 --> 00:40:33,542 (Lenny) Hey, it's the black van. 642 00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:36,750 What, do you wanna wait for maybe turquoise? Come on. 643 00:40:46,583 --> 00:40:51,000 (Lenny) 'The more involved I got, the more I learned to trust my gut feeling. 644 00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:55,542 'And this time my gut feeling was telling me I was wrong about that black van. 645 00:40:55,667 --> 00:40:59,583 'Like Bruce said, there was nothing to worry about.' 646 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:03,542 - Thanks for the ride, pal. - Don't mention it. 647 00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:05,625 We've been waiting out there for more than an hour. 648 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:08,042 Not many people going to Vegas today. 649 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,750 - You're going all the way to... - You bet. 650 00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:12,250 Great. 651 00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:24,792 Look, I'll be candid with ya, huh, cos I trust you. 652 00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:28,292 Just don't say where you heard this. 653 00:41:29,708 --> 00:41:32,125 Actually, we're on a mission. 654 00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:35,167 Started training real early. 655 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:39,083 We can handle weapons, explosives, phone taps. 656 00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:41,958 Lenny, here is an expert with microfilm. 657 00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:45,083 The boys down at the Bureau call him The Wiz. 658 00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:46,708 I see. 659 00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:52,750 We're, er... we're on the trail of a large scale conspiracy. 660 00:41:52,875 --> 00:41:55,458 Murder, drugs. 661 00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:58,500 Vegas is the key. 662 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,917 - How do you know? - Can't say. (Sniggers) 663 00:42:02,042 --> 00:42:03,042 Right. 664 00:42:03,708 --> 00:42:06,417 For your own protection, pal. 665 00:42:06,542 --> 00:42:10,250 Look, this business is full of real mean dudes, 666 00:42:10,375 --> 00:42:15,042 guys who'd shoot you right between the eyes in cold blood. 667 00:42:15,167 --> 00:42:17,208 I know just what you mean. 668 00:42:22,250 --> 00:42:25,833 (Bruce) You ever been to Nicaragua? We were there once. 669 00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:28,292 Had to free a political prisoner. 670 00:42:28,417 --> 00:42:33,167 Our... our contact was a guy named Carlos. 671 00:42:33,292 --> 00:42:35,042 (♪ CHERYL FRANKS and JOHN ESCOSA: "Feel For The Win") 672 00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:40,292 ♪ Somewhere deep inside you you know 673 00:42:40,417 --> 00:42:42,917 ♪ You've got to feel for the win 674 00:42:44,417 --> 00:42:46,792 ♪ You feel it kicking in 675 00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:50,042 ♪ Oh, feel for the win 676 00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:56,292 ♪ It's pulling you in, yeah 677 00:42:57,500 --> 00:43:00,083 ♪ Somewhere down the line 678 00:43:00,208 --> 00:43:03,792 ♪ You've gotta start believing your hunches 679 00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:07,167 ♪ If you're gonna win the fight 680 00:43:07,917 --> 00:43:11,667 ♪ You've gotta roll with the punches 681 00:43:11,792 --> 00:43:14,875 ♪ So the day is gone almost 682 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,333 ♪ It's all night then 683 00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:24,500 ♪ If you're gonna do something, you gotta begin 684 00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:27,667 ♪ You've got to feel of the win ♪ 685 00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:33,917 Thanks again. 686 00:43:34,042 --> 00:43:37,583 Yeah, take it easy, man, and be careful, huh? 687 00:43:37,708 --> 00:43:42,458 And forget everything I told you for your own protection. 688 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:51,958 You have got diarrhea of the mouth. 689 00:43:52,083 --> 00:43:53,750 Bullshitting is an art. 690 00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:55,917 Bullshitting can get us in serious trouble. 691 00:43:56,042 --> 00:43:59,625 - (Scoffs) With who, him? - (Lenny) Yeah. 692 00:43:59,750 --> 00:44:03,375 That is the least dangerous guy I have ever seen in my life. 693 00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:07,500 I mean, right now he's probably, er... probably going back to the casino, right? 694 00:44:07,625 --> 00:44:10,083 He'll lose a couple bucks, get something to eat, 695 00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:13,625 maybe get laid and then he's going home. 696 00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:18,917 I mean, he works hard all month. He needs a little time to unwind, huh? 697 00:44:19,042 --> 00:44:21,458 Traveling salesman, trust me. 698 00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:23,042 I'm hungry. 699 00:44:24,708 --> 00:44:28,000 So we're in Vegas. Well, we got 20 bucks. 700 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:31,625 We turn it into 200 like that, huh? We'll be eating lobster, getting laid. 701 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:38,250 You wanna share a hamburger? 702 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:51,083 (Line ringing) 703 00:44:51,208 --> 00:44:52,875 (Phone ringing) 704 00:44:58,292 --> 00:45:00,042 (Sighs) 705 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,208 Sure you ain't got the wrong number? 706 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:05,750 No way, this is the number Skip gave me. 707 00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:07,292 Consider the source. 708 00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:08,833 (Phone ringing) 709 00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:09,833 Hello? 710 00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:12,875 (Clears throat) Ah... can I talk to Christie, please? 711 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,833 She's not here. Maybe I can help. 712 00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:19,292 Yeah, ah... no, I-I really need to speak to Christie. 713 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:23,542 Um... yeah, see, it's an important job, and the client wants her. 714 00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:27,208 Well, I can give you an address. She's on her way there now. 715 00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:28,167 (Karrothers) 'Are you sure?' 716 00:45:28,292 --> 00:45:31,833 Positive, they know more than just the murder. 717 00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:32,792 (Karrothers) 'How do you know?' 718 00:45:32,917 --> 00:45:36,833 They said so. Listen. 719 00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:41,708 (Bruce) 'We're on the trail of a large scale conspiracy, murder.' 720 00:45:43,542 --> 00:45:44,375 Convinced? 721 00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:46,667 (Karrothers) 'Damn it, they know too much.' 722 00:45:46,792 --> 00:45:47,958 Let me take them out. 723 00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:52,500 (Karrothers) 'OK, but make it nice and clean.' 724 00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:55,708 I'm glad you agree. I'll take care of it. 725 00:45:55,833 --> 00:45:57,667 (Karrothers) 'Since you're in Vegas, when you're finished with them, 726 00:45:57,792 --> 00:45:59,750 'I want you to make a pickup for me.' 727 00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:03,292 Sure, I can make a pickup. Glad to oblige, Mr. K. 728 00:46:03,417 --> 00:46:07,667 (Karrothers) 'Write this down. Corner of Seigel and Corleone.' 729 00:46:07,792 --> 00:46:10,208 - Seigel and Corleone. - (Karrothers) 'Midnight.' 730 00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:12,917 Midnight. How would I know? 731 00:46:13,042 --> 00:46:16,417 (Karrothers) 'They will say your name and you will say "who".' 732 00:46:16,542 --> 00:46:19,792 They'll say my name and I say "who". 733 00:46:19,917 --> 00:46:21,083 (Karrothers) 'Right.' 734 00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:24,042 Right, I'll take care of it. 735 00:46:24,167 --> 00:46:25,417 (Karrothers) 'Call me when you have the money. 736 00:46:25,542 --> 00:46:26,958 'Not later than midnight.' 737 00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:33,250 Don't worry, Mr. K., your money is safer with me than with the B. of A. 738 00:46:40,708 --> 00:46:44,583 (Lenny) If this girl is involved in a murder, then she's probably got a gun. 739 00:46:44,708 --> 00:46:47,167 If she's got a gun, she'll probably use it. 740 00:46:47,292 --> 00:46:51,125 If she uses it, we're probably deceased. 741 00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:54,750 Discretion here is definitely the better part of valor. 742 00:46:57,208 --> 00:46:58,458 Who said that? 743 00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:00,083 Shakespeare. 744 00:47:02,125 --> 00:47:04,958 Personally, I prefer Chuck Norris. 745 00:47:06,667 --> 00:47:11,167 Read my lips, Rambo, discretion. 746 00:47:27,292 --> 00:47:29,458 (Both sigh) 747 00:47:37,083 --> 00:47:39,292 (Lenny) 'We were determined to follow Christie to her apartment, 748 00:47:39,417 --> 00:47:41,833 'and get to the bottom of things. 749 00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:46,208 'Following a suspected hit woman who was probably armed was pretty dangerous. 750 00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,417 'I was proud of us. 751 00:47:48,542 --> 00:47:51,542 'We had the makings of real heroes.' 752 00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:14,875 (Lenny sighs) 753 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,542 - Great, we're fucked. - I know we're fucked. 754 00:48:19,750 --> 00:48:21,750 (Lenny sniffing) 755 00:48:21,875 --> 00:48:24,792 Hey, wait a minute. 756 00:48:24,917 --> 00:48:27,333 (Bruce sniffing) 757 00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:31,333 What are you doing? 758 00:48:31,458 --> 00:48:33,833 I still have a nose for perfume, remember? 759 00:48:47,792 --> 00:48:50,625 (Lenny sniffing) 760 00:49:15,667 --> 00:49:17,833 (Lenny sniffing) 761 00:49:20,083 --> 00:49:22,542 This is definitely the door. 762 00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:25,167 - You're sure? - Trust me. 763 00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:28,958 Whoa! 764 00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:43,292 We, er... we slipped. 765 00:49:43,417 --> 00:49:45,583 (High-pitched voice) It's OK, honey. We all do. 766 00:49:46,167 --> 00:49:49,250 You two are cute. You wanna play? 767 00:49:50,250 --> 00:49:53,750 - We probably should be, er... - Leaving. 768 00:49:53,875 --> 00:49:55,708 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 769 00:50:00,542 --> 00:50:04,042 Wait, I was just about to make espresso. 770 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:06,583 (Lenny sniffing) 771 00:50:16,958 --> 00:50:19,792 Remember, discretion. 772 00:50:20,292 --> 00:50:22,708 (Door creaking) 773 00:50:37,167 --> 00:50:39,583 (Men) Surprise! 774 00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:45,250 (Applauding and cheering) 775 00:50:46,667 --> 00:50:48,167 (Lenny) Hi. 776 00:51:00,208 --> 00:51:01,458 Cut it out! 777 00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:03,000 I said cut it out! 778 00:51:03,125 --> 00:51:05,125 Something's wrong here. 779 00:51:08,917 --> 00:51:10,333 This isn't Mario. 780 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:12,375 No kidding, this isn't Mario. 781 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:13,833 Who the fuck are you geeks? 782 00:51:15,167 --> 00:51:17,250 - Freeze, police! - (Guns clicking) 783 00:51:19,458 --> 00:51:22,042 - Yeah, I say kill the fuckers. - (Others) Yeah! 784 00:51:22,167 --> 00:51:23,250 (Burps) 785 00:51:28,208 --> 00:51:29,875 Come on. 786 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,333 I mean, do we look like cops to you? 787 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:37,625 We're, er... part of Christie's act. 788 00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:41,917 - What? - Come on, tell 'em. Honey! 789 00:51:42,042 --> 00:51:44,208 She does this all the time. She's such a kidder. 790 00:51:45,542 --> 00:51:50,500 Honey, the man's got a gun to my face. 791 00:51:50,625 --> 00:51:53,458 (Chuckles) It's a matter of life and death, honey. 792 00:51:53,583 --> 00:51:55,083 That true, lady? 793 00:51:55,208 --> 00:51:57,833 It's alright. They work for me. 794 00:51:58,625 --> 00:51:59,958 See, I told ya. 795 00:52:02,125 --> 00:52:04,375 (Man) Turn off the lights, and start all over again, alright? 796 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:06,000 Mario will be here any minute. 797 00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:08,292 I'll just go touch up my makeup. 798 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,833 I'd like to see you in my office. 799 00:52:10,958 --> 00:52:14,792 (Lenny chuckles) 800 00:52:14,917 --> 00:52:17,417 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 801 00:52:17,542 --> 00:52:19,250 Love you, love you all. You're a great group. 802 00:52:19,375 --> 00:52:20,208 (Lenny) Marvelous. 803 00:52:32,375 --> 00:52:33,792 It's pretty bizarre story. 804 00:52:33,917 --> 00:52:37,750 You're a pretty bizarre kid, and you're Skip's brother. 805 00:52:37,875 --> 00:52:40,583 That qualifies you as a certified asshole. 806 00:52:40,708 --> 00:52:43,208 I take it you're not crazy about Skip. 807 00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:45,000 (Bruce) Well, neither is Lenny, OK? 808 00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:47,125 (Christie) Oh, so we have something in common. 809 00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:49,250 Did you ever find any film for your camera? 810 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:52,792 (Lenny) Oh, yeah, film. I promise, look, here are the photos. 811 00:52:53,958 --> 00:52:56,458 Listen, sweetheart, you seem like a nice kid to me. 812 00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:59,208 Listen to the man, huh? He's trying to save your life. 813 00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:02,792 He's right, I'm determined. I am. 814 00:53:02,917 --> 00:53:05,167 We're determined to solve this case. 815 00:53:05,292 --> 00:53:07,792 (Christie) Case, what case? 816 00:53:08,292 --> 00:53:10,542 What are you, James Bond Junior? 817 00:53:10,667 --> 00:53:12,458 We need to ask you a few questions. 818 00:53:12,583 --> 00:53:14,917 Go ahead, I haven't got all night. 819 00:53:15,042 --> 00:53:16,958 (Lenny) After you left, you know, 820 00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:18,958 I understand you were pissed and everything, 821 00:53:19,083 --> 00:53:22,333 but after you left, did you go to the beach? 822 00:53:22,458 --> 00:53:24,333 - (Christie) Sure. - (Lenny) In a bathing suit? 823 00:53:24,458 --> 00:53:27,292 (Christie) No, in a suit of armor. 824 00:53:27,417 --> 00:53:29,417 Of course I was wearing a bathing suit. 825 00:53:29,542 --> 00:53:31,708 Do you have a black rose tattoo on... 826 00:53:33,125 --> 00:53:36,208 (Christie) Never leave home without it. 827 00:53:37,292 --> 00:53:38,833 What about the gun? 828 00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:40,375 What gun? 829 00:53:40,875 --> 00:53:45,417 Concealed weapon, lethal, a pistol. 830 00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:49,167 (Cocks gun) 831 00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:53,292 (Christie) Sorry I have to do this. 832 00:53:53,792 --> 00:53:57,292 You seem like nice kids to me, but you know too much. 833 00:54:04,792 --> 00:54:06,542 I'm... I'm hit, I'm bleeding! 834 00:54:06,667 --> 00:54:08,417 (Christie laughing) 835 00:54:08,542 --> 00:54:11,667 It's a water pistol. I had it specially made for my act. 836 00:54:12,792 --> 00:54:14,375 Am I innocent now? 837 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:16,333 Didn't buy it for a second. 838 00:54:16,458 --> 00:54:18,708 We thought somebody got killed with that gun today. 839 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:22,083 (Christie) Come on, tap water's not that bad, not even in LA. 840 00:54:22,208 --> 00:54:23,458 (Lenny) No, really. 841 00:54:23,583 --> 00:54:25,333 Somebody dropped dead at the beach today, 842 00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:27,292 and in the photo it looks like you killed him. 843 00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:31,792 Oh! Oh, shit. 844 00:54:31,917 --> 00:54:33,125 (Lenny) Have you seen this guy? 845 00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:37,625 - I know him, that's Ned... - Carson, we know. 846 00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:40,833 Bad news that guy, real asshole. 847 00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:42,250 Why? 848 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:46,458 Well, I don't know all the details, but he's into drugs and stuff. 849 00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:47,917 Think somebody might want him dead? 850 00:54:51,542 --> 00:54:54,208 (Humming) 851 00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:03,167 Hello! 852 00:55:05,958 --> 00:55:09,208 (Chuckles) Don't worry, bro, I'm coming to help you. 853 00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:16,708 Man, these are heavy. 854 00:55:17,667 --> 00:55:21,083 Let go of me, son of a bitch. 855 00:55:23,292 --> 00:55:25,042 Ah, bastard! 856 00:55:25,583 --> 00:55:27,833 You feel better now? 857 00:55:38,875 --> 00:55:41,625 Hey, kill the lights! 858 00:55:41,750 --> 00:55:42,625 He's on his way. 859 00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:44,000 (Bruce) OK, sir, we're outta here. 860 00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:52,917 Listen, I'm glad we had this chance to straighten things out. 861 00:55:53,042 --> 00:55:54,708 Maybe now you'll think of me as a human being 862 00:55:54,833 --> 00:55:57,542 instead of just Skip's brother. 863 00:55:57,667 --> 00:56:00,458 Blood is thicker than water. 864 00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:02,792 Yeah, remember that when you shoot that guy tonight. 865 00:56:02,917 --> 00:56:03,833 (Bruce) Ah. 866 00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:07,167 - (Grunts) - (Lenny) Did you hear that? 867 00:56:07,292 --> 00:56:09,292 (Christie) Hand me my gun, will you? I gotta go. 868 00:56:09,417 --> 00:56:12,708 (Bruce) Ah, yeah, sure. Um... it's down here somewhere. 869 00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:15,625 Gun, gun, uh... OK, yeah, got it. 870 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:20,875 (Humming) Good luck. 871 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,417 - Thanks. - (Bruce) Get him right between the eyes. 872 00:56:29,208 --> 00:56:31,208 Hey, dudes. 873 00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:32,583 (Both snickering) 874 00:56:32,708 --> 00:56:34,375 Mario. 875 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,333 (Cheering and applauding) 876 00:56:37,458 --> 00:56:39,333 (Gunshot) 877 00:56:40,958 --> 00:56:43,125 That was loud for a water pistol. 878 00:56:44,708 --> 00:56:46,708 Must be special effects. 879 00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:50,542 - (Men shouting) - (Christie screaming) 880 00:56:50,667 --> 00:56:53,083 Fuck discretion, let's run! 881 00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,417 (Screams) 882 00:57:23,917 --> 00:57:26,917 - (Lenny) Shit, it's that guy's van! - (Bruce) Man, we're lucky. 883 00:57:29,625 --> 00:57:31,625 - (Lenny) Shit, no keys! - (Bruce) Pull the cables. 884 00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:34,208 - What cables? - The ignition cables, go, go, go! 885 00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:47,208 - (Lenny) It's Christie! - (Bruce) Stop. 886 00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:49,250 (Christie gasping) 887 00:57:49,375 --> 00:57:50,792 Hey! 888 00:57:54,417 --> 00:57:56,833 (Lenny) Come on, come on! 889 00:57:59,542 --> 00:58:01,208 (Bruce) Come on, go! 890 00:58:02,958 --> 00:58:04,417 Burn rubber, man! 891 00:58:04,542 --> 00:58:07,542 (Lenny) This piece of shit doesn't burn rubber! 892 00:58:09,375 --> 00:58:11,792 She's getting away, shit! 893 00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:15,833 What the hell happened back there? 894 00:58:15,958 --> 00:58:19,042 Christ, I don't know! I just squirted the gun! 895 00:58:20,125 --> 00:58:23,458 - (Christie screams) - (Tires screeching) 896 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:26,667 (Horns blaring) 897 00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:28,458 Shit, this is a real gun! 898 00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:30,542 I'm dead, I'm dead. 899 00:58:30,667 --> 00:58:31,833 You're an asshole! 900 00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:35,667 The bullet went through your window, one inch from your head! 901 00:58:36,292 --> 00:58:38,542 (Sirens wailing) 902 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,958 Whoa! Shit, whoa! 903 00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:52,208 - Nice watch, bro. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 904 00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:54,167 Ah, you can't take it with you. 905 00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:03,625 (Eskenazy screaming) 906 00:59:14,708 --> 00:59:19,500 Shit, man, somebody threw away a perfectly good white man. 907 00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:23,500 All this excitement, I... I gotta take a leak. 908 00:59:23,625 --> 00:59:26,583 What are you, crazy? We-we can't stop now! 909 00:59:26,708 --> 00:59:29,750 Fine by me. We'll float home. 910 00:59:29,875 --> 00:59:31,042 Damn! 911 00:59:33,958 --> 00:59:38,167 (Lenny) 'The corner of Seigel and Corleone looked like a ghost town. 912 00:59:38,292 --> 00:59:41,542 'I stopped the car to let Bruce do what kings do alone. 913 00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:46,917 'Little did I know destiny was waiting.' 914 00:59:48,083 --> 00:59:50,333 (Unzips pants) 915 00:59:52,750 --> 00:59:55,583 (Urinates) 916 01:00:03,542 --> 01:00:06,125 Put this on. It'll keep you warm. 917 01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:07,292 Thanks. 918 01:00:09,917 --> 01:00:11,917 - Come on, come on. - (Bruce) Fine, I'll ring it. 919 01:00:12,042 --> 01:00:13,542 Eskenazy? 920 01:00:14,458 --> 01:00:15,958 - (Lenny) Who? - Right. 921 01:00:16,083 --> 01:00:20,958 We've got Mr. K.'s package. He's waiting for it right now, get going. 922 01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:21,917 (Zips pants) 923 01:00:22,042 --> 01:00:23,458 Right. 924 01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:33,458 There's gotta be half a million dollars here, give or take a thousand. 925 01:00:33,583 --> 01:00:36,708 Great, everybody in Las Vegas with an Italian last name is after me 926 01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:39,042 and I get stuck with two underage drug dealers. 927 01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:42,500 That drop wasn't for us. It was for somebody else. 928 01:00:42,625 --> 01:00:45,583 That guy who gave us a lift from LA. 929 01:00:45,708 --> 01:00:48,792 And besides, you don't even know if Mario's dead. 930 01:00:48,917 --> 01:00:50,792 I shot him, for Christ sakes! 931 01:00:50,917 --> 01:00:53,833 - Did you see him hit? - There's no way I could've missed. 932 01:00:53,958 --> 01:00:55,958 We gotta go to the police and tell 'em what's going on. 933 01:00:56,667 --> 01:00:58,958 - (Bruce) You nuts? - He's right, no police. 934 01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:04,167 Alright. Alright, we go back to LA, 935 01:01:04,292 --> 01:01:07,583 hide you out at my place, and consider the alternatives in the morning. 936 01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:09,708 You know something, Len? 937 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,750 You're beginning to show some real criminal potential. 938 01:01:17,417 --> 01:01:18,625 (Lenny) 'It was 3:21am 939 01:01:18,750 --> 01:01:22,500 'and a certain Mr. Karrothers was still waiting for his money. 940 01:01:22,625 --> 01:01:26,875 'He asked his goons to exercise a little friendly persuasion.' 941 01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:31,167 (Groaning) 942 01:01:53,083 --> 01:01:56,792 Well, well, well. B. of A. is open early today. 943 01:01:56,917 --> 01:01:58,208 What is this shit? 944 01:01:58,667 --> 01:02:01,417 We're here to make a withdrawal for Mr. K. 945 01:02:02,792 --> 01:02:04,250 Don't! 946 01:02:08,958 --> 01:02:10,417 (Tutting) 947 01:02:20,958 --> 01:02:23,542 Good help is hard to find these days. 948 01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:29,583 (TV) 'Las Vegas police say they know very little 949 01:02:29,708 --> 01:02:32,375 'about a shootout at a Vegas penthouse last night. 950 01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:36,000 'Mario Argento, son of casino mogul Bruno Argento, 951 01:02:36,125 --> 01:02:38,833 'allegedly a mafia don before coming to Las Vegas, 952 01:02:38,958 --> 01:02:41,458 'on what the authorities call legitimate business, 953 01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:45,792 'was the target of an unidentified hitman at a bachelor party last night, 954 01:02:45,917 --> 01:02:49,208 'only a day before his scheduled marriage to Lucy Dane, 955 01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:51,750 'daughter of gambling tycoon Sydney Dane. 956 01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:55,833 'Argento is back at home today after being treated for minor wounds. 957 01:02:55,958 --> 01:02:59,708 'Heavy police surveillance is expected at today's wedding ceremonies. 958 01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:02,542 'Although police insist that there is no connection 959 01:03:02,667 --> 01:03:05,708 'between the Argento shooting and the execution style murder 960 01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:09,375 'of hired assassin Amadeus Eskenazy this morning, 961 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:11,333 'informed sources have told this station 962 01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:16,667 'that Eskenazy's death may have occurred in retaliation for the attempt on Argento. 963 01:03:16,792 --> 01:03:19,542 'Authorities are currently investigating Eskenazy's background 964 01:03:19,667 --> 01:03:22,333 'and employment history for clues.' 965 01:03:22,458 --> 01:03:25,250 - 'This is Chris Thomas for...' - Looks like you're in the clear. 966 01:03:25,375 --> 01:03:26,625 I don't know. 967 01:03:26,750 --> 01:03:30,458 Maybe they just want me to think I am, so I'll come out into the open. 968 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:35,750 You're welcome to stay here for a couple of days. 969 01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:38,125 Wait until all this blows over. 970 01:03:38,958 --> 01:03:40,667 Why are you so nice to me? 971 01:03:40,792 --> 01:03:43,667 Because bad women are always more enticing. 972 01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:46,292 Let me read between the lines. 973 01:03:46,417 --> 01:03:48,375 Skip's given you some debriefing. 974 01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:52,625 It's not Skip that bothers me, it's your job. 975 01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:57,042 Well, Skip hates my guts, because he didn't get what he wanted, 976 01:03:57,167 --> 01:04:00,542 and my job, there's nothing wrong with it. 977 01:04:00,667 --> 01:04:02,000 I'm an entertainer. 978 01:04:02,125 --> 01:04:04,542 How much entertaining are we talking about here? 979 01:04:04,667 --> 01:04:06,667 You were there, you saw it. 980 01:04:06,792 --> 01:04:09,083 I make men drool for 200 bucks. 981 01:04:09,208 --> 01:04:12,208 I get paid, I get dressed, and I get out. 982 01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:14,750 - That's all? - That's all. 983 01:04:14,875 --> 01:04:17,208 (Chuckles) Terminal. 984 01:04:17,333 --> 01:04:19,708 What's terminal? 985 01:04:19,833 --> 01:04:22,958 Bitching, good, excellent. 986 01:04:27,292 --> 01:04:29,292 Thank God you're not like your brother. 987 01:04:30,792 --> 01:04:32,792 I used to wanna be, you know? 988 01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:36,333 Now I'm starting to like me the way I am. 989 01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:39,417 So am I. 990 01:05:01,833 --> 01:05:06,333 OK, right. Thanks, Melanie. OK, bye. 991 01:05:06,458 --> 01:05:09,625 What? Right, I'll call you. OK, bye. 992 01:05:10,833 --> 01:05:13,167 Well, it's all starting to make sense. 993 01:05:13,292 --> 01:05:15,458 What did she say? 994 01:05:15,583 --> 01:05:18,667 She said she heard Carson shooting his mouth off 995 01:05:18,792 --> 01:05:22,458 about a deal he had with some guy named Michael Karrothers. 996 01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:23,750 His wife's a real slut. 997 01:05:23,875 --> 01:05:26,375 She dresses up like Marilyn Monroe, cruises the beach. 998 01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:28,500 Sounds like blackmail to me. 999 01:05:29,708 --> 01:05:32,375 - One thing still bothers me. - What? 1000 01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:34,000 (Burps) 1001 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,500 Pepperoni. 1002 01:05:39,542 --> 01:05:41,917 Actually, there is something that bothers me. 1003 01:05:42,042 --> 01:05:44,042 - What's that? - The body. 1004 01:05:44,917 --> 01:05:46,250 What happened to it? 1005 01:05:46,375 --> 01:05:48,542 Well, did anyone else see the murder? 1006 01:05:48,667 --> 01:05:49,833 I don't know. 1007 01:05:49,958 --> 01:05:51,500 Seems to me, if you're looking for a murderer, 1008 01:05:51,625 --> 01:05:53,375 you better make sure there was a murder. 1009 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:54,917 Right. 1010 01:05:55,583 --> 01:05:57,333 Right! 1011 01:05:57,458 --> 01:05:58,958 OK, you stay here, 1012 01:05:59,083 --> 01:06:01,042 and you and I are gonna go ask some questions. 1013 01:06:01,167 --> 01:06:02,917 Nobody knows we're involved in this thing. 1014 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:04,458 Yet. 1015 01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:10,750 Come on, get your ass off the table. Let's get outta here. 1016 01:06:10,875 --> 01:06:13,125 I've created a monster. 1017 01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:30,583 Be honest. 1018 01:06:30,708 --> 01:06:34,958 I can't, it goes against my principles. 1019 01:06:35,083 --> 01:06:37,792 I didn't hear anything about any stiffs on the beach. 1020 01:06:37,917 --> 01:06:39,750 - Nothing? - Nothing. 1021 01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:41,125 You sure? 1022 01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:43,000 Hey man, you guys ask too many questions. 1023 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:45,708 You ask more questions than that other guy did. 1024 01:06:46,792 --> 01:06:48,292 What other guy? 1025 01:06:48,417 --> 01:06:51,125 - Real ugly dude. - That's a big help. 1026 01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:53,333 Drives a black van. 1027 01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:56,625 - Oh, shit. - That's what I said. 1028 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:57,917 He was real strange too. 1029 01:06:58,042 --> 01:07:00,125 He came up asking me all kind of information about you guys, 1030 01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:01,500 but I didn't tell him nothing. 1031 01:07:01,625 --> 01:07:04,375 I wouldn't tell him a word about you. Nothing, I was fast, firm. 1032 01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:05,542 - Hey, Fantastic. - I was a grave... Huh? 1033 01:07:05,667 --> 01:07:07,167 Where's Brucey? 1034 01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:12,208 How did you know? 1035 01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:14,333 ES. fucking P., Jack. 1036 01:07:15,417 --> 01:07:16,833 We've had it. 1037 01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:19,500 He knows us. He gave us a ride, we're dead. 1038 01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:20,792 Wrong, he's dead. 1039 01:07:20,917 --> 01:07:24,625 He's gonna kill us and we can run, but we can't hide. 1040 01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:25,750 What did you say? 1041 01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:28,875 He's dead, somebody killed him this morning. 1042 01:07:29,708 --> 01:07:31,958 - Terminal. - Absolutely. 1043 01:07:32,792 --> 01:07:34,625 Then we're, er... then we're safe. 1044 01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:35,917 Absolutely. 1045 01:07:36,042 --> 01:07:37,875 - And no one's following us? - Nobody. 1046 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:42,667 And those guys behind us, they're just figments of my imagination, right? 1047 01:07:47,708 --> 01:07:49,458 Oh, shit. 1048 01:07:49,583 --> 01:07:52,750 - Friends of yours? - That's the guy with the briefcase. 1049 01:07:55,125 --> 01:07:57,208 I gotta take a leak. 1050 01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:59,917 How about a hot fudge? 1051 01:08:00,042 --> 01:08:02,125 A bunch of Jimmy Cagney rejects are after us, 1052 01:08:02,250 --> 01:08:04,583 - and you want ice cream? - Mm-hmm. 1053 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:35,667 (Cyclist) Hey, give me back my bike, you fat ass! 1054 01:08:35,792 --> 01:08:37,292 That's my bike! 1055 01:08:41,458 --> 01:08:44,000 Can we get one chocolate chip and an Uzi? 1056 01:08:44,125 --> 01:08:46,375 We don't make war, silly, just ice cream. 1057 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,042 How many scoops can I get on one cone? 1058 01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:49,375 As many as you like. 1059 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,750 Well, start mounting. 1060 01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:53,250 Ooh, I'd love too. 1061 01:09:06,542 --> 01:09:09,042 Everybody, can I have your attention, please? 1062 01:09:09,167 --> 01:09:11,167 (Bruce) Everybody, listen up to him. 1063 01:09:11,292 --> 01:09:12,833 I want you to help me in welcoming 1064 01:09:12,958 --> 01:09:15,792 America's number one ice cream manufacturer, 1065 01:09:15,917 --> 01:09:20,083 - Mr. Enrico Zabaglione, yes, yes! - (Crowd clapping) 1066 01:09:20,208 --> 01:09:21,792 Mr. Zabaglione is here today 1067 01:09:21,917 --> 01:09:25,750 on behalf of the Lick Me, Eat Me ice cream company, 1068 01:09:25,875 --> 01:09:28,458 and he's here to sponsor an ice cream fight 1069 01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:32,792 that will pay 1,000 dollars to the lucky winner! 1070 01:09:35,417 --> 01:09:37,500 - (Cheering and applause continues) - Look at that, look at that! 1071 01:09:37,625 --> 01:09:40,000 He's reaching for the money right now! 1072 01:09:40,125 --> 01:09:42,375 Are we gonna give him what he wants? 1073 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:44,417 (Crowd) Yeah! 1074 01:09:44,542 --> 01:09:47,375 You bet we are! 1075 01:09:51,958 --> 01:09:54,250 Oh, hurt me, I love it. 1076 01:10:22,250 --> 01:10:26,833 Ah... oh, oh, oh, it's so cold, oh! 1077 01:10:37,542 --> 01:10:39,958 You're so sweet. 1078 01:10:52,875 --> 01:10:54,958 You give great cone. 1079 01:10:56,792 --> 01:10:59,792 I'm not gonna eat ice cream for the rest of my life. 1080 01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:06,750 Let's see. 1081 01:11:09,458 --> 01:11:12,458 I'm not crazy about the chocolate chip. 1082 01:11:15,417 --> 01:11:17,667 Mmm, raspberry is more like it. 1083 01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:20,708 - You know what? - What? 1084 01:11:20,833 --> 01:11:25,917 I'm greedy. I just decided to go for the whole 31 flavors. 1085 01:12:29,292 --> 01:12:33,458 (Lenny) 'We made passionate, uncontrolled, steamy, 1086 01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:38,417 'wet, orgiastic, screaming love until the sun went down. 1087 01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:42,042 'It wasn't the only one.' 1088 01:12:47,792 --> 01:12:50,458 Thanks again, Melanie. I owe you one. Bye-bye. 1089 01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,250 Here's the address. 1090 01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:57,208 Why do you wanna go to Karrothers' house anyway? 1091 01:12:57,333 --> 01:12:58,750 I think he's got all the answers. 1092 01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:00,292 Don't you think that's a little risky? 1093 01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:03,250 Hey, risk is his middle name, babe. 1094 01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:04,875 Promise to be careful. 1095 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,833 Of course not. I love mutilation. 1096 01:13:21,125 --> 01:13:24,292 'It looked like we were starting to crack the case. 1097 01:13:24,417 --> 01:13:28,833 'To penetrate Karrother's heavy security, we mapped out a plan Bruce devised, 1098 01:13:28,958 --> 01:13:31,708 'and the pattern of the Trojan horse.' 1099 01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:35,500 (Bruce) Trojan? I didn't know they made horses too. 1100 01:13:35,625 --> 01:13:38,208 (Lenny) Your ignorance is showing again. 1101 01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:42,667 (Bruce) I'm promising raw material. I can't see a thing. 1102 01:13:42,792 --> 01:13:46,250 (Lenny) You're not supposed to. You're a bush, you're a vegetable. 1103 01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:49,208 - (Bruce) What's the difference? - (Lenny) Bushes have brains. 1104 01:13:49,333 --> 01:13:50,750 (Bruce) Oh. 1105 01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,500 (Engine roaring nearby) 1106 01:14:08,250 --> 01:14:09,333 (Car door opening) 1107 01:14:10,208 --> 01:14:11,625 (Door closing) 1108 01:14:17,792 --> 01:14:20,292 (Trunk opening) 1109 01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:36,000 (Trunk closing) 1110 01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:48,375 (Lenny) Let's go. 1111 01:14:51,167 --> 01:14:52,833 (Bruce) Damn, my legs are killing me. 1112 01:14:52,958 --> 01:14:54,625 (Lenny) Come on. 1113 01:15:01,833 --> 01:15:04,417 (Dog growling) 1114 01:15:04,542 --> 01:15:06,875 Like that old man walking by the house. 1115 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:09,583 Right in the middle, you know? The guy was real quick. 1116 01:15:09,708 --> 01:15:12,875 (Lenny) Oh great, it's the gardeners. 1117 01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:15,667 - How about you, getting any? - No. 1118 01:15:15,792 --> 01:15:18,125 Hey, I'll give you some numbers. There's a some real nice ones. 1119 01:15:18,250 --> 01:15:20,833 - (Gate buzzes open) - (Lenny) Ah, shit. 1120 01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:24,208 - (Bruce) Huh? - (Lenny) Alarm system. Come on. 1121 01:15:35,083 --> 01:15:37,583 - (Guard - (Guard 1122 01:15:37,708 --> 01:15:42,708 I have been up for about 24, 48 hours. I don't know. 1123 01:15:42,833 --> 01:15:44,708 - What have you been up to lately? - Not too much. 1124 01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:46,917 - (Cigarette sizzles) - (Lenny) Ow! 1125 01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:50,917 - What's the matter? - Thought I heard something. 1126 01:15:51,042 --> 01:15:53,042 Let's go see. 1127 01:16:02,458 --> 01:16:04,042 Did you take care of the body? 1128 01:16:04,167 --> 01:16:05,833 (Hitman) As promised. 1129 01:16:05,958 --> 01:16:09,958 What about the kids? Your man, Eskenazy, couldn't deliver. 1130 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:12,667 - (Hitman) I'll handle it. - You do that. 1131 01:16:12,792 --> 01:16:16,625 But I want my half million before you even think about touching them. 1132 01:16:16,750 --> 01:16:17,917 I'm not a violent man, you know? 1133 01:16:18,042 --> 01:16:20,750 I just get that way when people screw around with my money. 1134 01:16:20,875 --> 01:16:24,042 (Hitman chuckles) I'll be careful. 1135 01:16:24,167 --> 01:16:26,583 Very careful. 1136 01:16:26,708 --> 01:16:28,667 - (Bruce) Are they gone? - (Lenny) They better. 1137 01:16:28,792 --> 01:16:31,792 That cigarette butt is still burning me. 1138 01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:42,750 - (Bruce) Watch the dog shit. - (Lenny) Oh, shit. 1139 01:16:42,875 --> 01:16:44,375 (Bruce) I told you. 1140 01:16:59,958 --> 01:17:02,458 (Karrothers) Remember, the kids know about the murder. 1141 01:17:02,583 --> 01:17:05,833 If they got my money, I want the money back first! 1142 01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:07,917 - Then you take them out. - (Hitman) Right. 1143 01:17:08,042 --> 01:17:09,708 (Karrothers) No screw-ups this time. 1144 01:17:09,833 --> 01:17:12,500 And don't ever come back to this house again. 1145 01:17:17,625 --> 01:17:19,875 (Footsteps approaching) 1146 01:17:32,333 --> 01:17:35,167 (Whispers) Knock it off. Stop! 1147 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:41,958 Hey, do people shrink in these things? 1148 01:17:42,750 --> 01:17:46,792 No, but they do catch all kinds of diseases. 1149 01:18:09,083 --> 01:18:11,833 I don't know. I think I need more variety in my sex life. 1150 01:18:11,958 --> 01:18:13,167 It gets boring with the same damn woman. 1151 01:18:13,292 --> 01:18:15,458 - It must be heated? - Must be. 1152 01:18:15,583 --> 01:18:16,583 Please be. 1153 01:18:26,292 --> 01:18:29,792 I wouldn't mind giving Mr. Karrothers's old lady a tryout, you know? 1154 01:18:29,917 --> 01:18:31,875 Staying alive after could be a real problem though. 1155 01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:15,625 No drink for me? 1156 01:19:15,750 --> 01:19:17,292 The party's over for you, lady. 1157 01:19:17,417 --> 01:19:20,000 I thought we agreed to put everything behind us. 1158 01:19:20,125 --> 01:19:24,250 So far I've managed with the infidelity, the murder and the blackmail, 1159 01:19:24,375 --> 01:19:26,917 but I'm not so sure about the half million dollars. 1160 01:19:27,042 --> 01:19:30,625 They're just kids, Mike. You'll get your money back. 1161 01:19:30,750 --> 01:19:33,333 If they were here right now, I'd drown the little bastards. 1162 01:19:37,708 --> 01:19:41,542 - Lenny, I gotta take a leak. - No! 1163 01:19:51,708 --> 01:19:53,458 You didn't! 1164 01:19:56,917 --> 01:19:59,750 Goddamn it, Stacey, you get mixed up in this shit again, 1165 01:19:59,875 --> 01:20:04,125 it'll be a lot cheaper and a hell of a lot less painful to have you killed. 1166 01:20:04,250 --> 01:20:08,250 (Sighs) I love it when you talk dirty. 1167 01:20:17,833 --> 01:20:19,333 Freeze! 1168 01:20:23,667 --> 01:20:24,833 Greetings, earthlings. 1169 01:20:24,958 --> 01:20:29,083 We were consuming mass quantities of liquids from your fluid tank and... 1170 01:20:29,208 --> 01:20:32,625 Hands up, assholes, real slow. 1171 01:20:34,625 --> 01:20:37,708 Mr. Karrothers is gonna be real glad to see these guys. 1172 01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:39,167 Go get him. 1173 01:20:39,292 --> 01:20:42,542 We wouldn't wanna disturb him at this hour, would we, sir? 1174 01:20:42,667 --> 01:20:45,333 We might get his carpet wet. 1175 01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:50,667 - How long until it goes off? - Until what goes off? 1176 01:20:51,375 --> 01:20:53,458 - Minor plastics. - Yeah. 1177 01:20:53,583 --> 01:20:55,750 On the pool window. 1178 01:20:55,875 --> 01:21:00,833 Not a lot of noise. Just a... it's a poof and lots of water. 1179 01:21:00,958 --> 01:21:02,750 I'd make it about 20,000 gallons, wouldn't you say? 1180 01:21:02,875 --> 01:21:06,417 Eighteen thousand. Er... 19 tops. 1181 01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:21,583 (Gate buzzes open) 1182 01:21:21,708 --> 01:21:25,625 (Alarm blaring) 1183 01:21:33,625 --> 01:21:35,708 (Engine starts) 1184 01:21:35,833 --> 01:21:39,042 (Karrothers) Get your ass out of the pool, you moron! 1185 01:21:39,583 --> 01:21:41,375 - (Lenny) What the hell are you doing? - (Bruce) I don't know. 1186 01:21:41,500 --> 01:21:44,250 I-I've never been in a Rolls before. 1187 01:21:44,375 --> 01:21:46,583 (Tires screeching) 1188 01:21:47,167 --> 01:21:50,333 Don't let 'em get away! Stop 'em! 1189 01:21:52,875 --> 01:21:56,042 Hey, that's my car, you asshole! 1190 01:21:56,958 --> 01:21:58,417 My... 1191 01:21:59,625 --> 01:22:03,500 - (Alarm continues blaring) - Get outta here! 1192 01:22:04,667 --> 01:22:10,083 We stole his car, man. Michael Karrothers's car. 1193 01:22:10,208 --> 01:22:13,208 He is gonna have our balls for breakfast. 1194 01:22:13,333 --> 01:22:16,333 Karrothers knows, he knows who we are. 1195 01:22:16,458 --> 01:22:20,500 He knows we have the money. He knows we know he had Carson killed. 1196 01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:24,250 No wonder I'm numb. We're already dead. 1197 01:22:24,375 --> 01:22:26,375 I don't think so. 1198 01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:30,833 The mob thinks that Karrothers hired Eskenazy to bump off Mario. 1199 01:22:30,958 --> 01:22:33,750 What does that make Karrothers? 1200 01:22:33,875 --> 01:22:37,375 - A dead man. - And Mrs. Karrothers? 1201 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:41,500 - A widow. - A very wealthy widow. 1202 01:22:41,625 --> 01:22:44,083 - You don't mean... - Exactly. 1203 01:22:44,208 --> 01:22:47,708 I think she's in this thing a lot deeper than we think. 1204 01:22:50,625 --> 01:22:54,083 (Siren wailing) 1205 01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:55,708 Shit. 1206 01:22:57,750 --> 01:23:00,750 Charles Bronson would make a run for it. 1207 01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:04,750 - You got the equipment, go! - Are you crazy? 1208 01:23:04,875 --> 01:23:07,625 Have we done anything wrong? 1209 01:23:27,958 --> 01:23:29,458 Step out of the vehicle, please. 1210 01:23:31,458 --> 01:23:33,000 Something wrong, Officer? 1211 01:23:33,125 --> 01:23:35,250 Just step out of the vehicle. 1212 01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:53,833 Pretty humid tonight, huh? 1213 01:23:53,958 --> 01:23:56,917 Is this your vehicle? 1214 01:23:57,042 --> 01:23:58,583 Company car. 1215 01:24:04,542 --> 01:24:05,875 Open the trunk, please. 1216 01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:08,333 Sure, the trunk. 1217 01:24:11,583 --> 01:24:13,417 Er... let's see, um... 1218 01:24:35,458 --> 01:24:36,958 Thanks. 1219 01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:40,625 Nothing there but the spare, Officer. 1220 01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:47,583 Put your hands above your head and spread your legs now! 1221 01:24:47,708 --> 01:24:50,833 W-wait... wait a minute. We... we just borrowed this car from a friend! 1222 01:24:50,958 --> 01:24:52,625 - Do it! - OK! 1223 01:24:55,833 --> 01:24:57,083 You have the right to remain silent! 1224 01:24:57,208 --> 01:24:59,833 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law! 1225 01:24:59,958 --> 01:25:01,292 You have the right to an attorney! 1226 01:25:03,292 --> 01:25:04,875 Goddamn it! 1227 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:08,250 Cool down, sweetheart. Remember your blood pressure. 1228 01:25:08,375 --> 01:25:10,667 They're fucking amateurs walking in and out of here undisturbed. 1229 01:25:10,792 --> 01:25:14,167 My highly paid professionals end up in the goddamn pool! 1230 01:25:14,292 --> 01:25:18,833 My whole life is ruined in a single day because I'm surrounded by idiots! 1231 01:25:18,958 --> 01:25:21,625 - You will work it out. - The hell I will. 1232 01:25:22,833 --> 01:25:24,667 I lose my wife to a beach bum, 1233 01:25:24,792 --> 01:25:27,417 a couple of kids steal my money and my car, 1234 01:25:27,542 --> 01:25:30,458 and the whole Vegas mafia want my head on a platter. 1235 01:25:30,583 --> 01:25:32,667 - (Door opening) - What else could go wrong? 1236 01:25:32,792 --> 01:25:34,708 (Footsteps approaching) 1237 01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:38,667 (Sneezes) I'm sorry to bother you, Mr. Karrothers, 1238 01:25:38,792 --> 01:25:41,833 but there's a policeman here to see you. 1239 01:25:43,667 --> 01:25:47,875 Affirmative. Will do. 1240 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,500 I understand. 1241 01:25:56,083 --> 01:25:58,750 OK, you're free to go. 1242 01:25:58,875 --> 01:26:02,292 - Go where? - I said you're free to go. 1243 01:26:02,958 --> 01:26:06,083 - Can I ask you a question? - You're pushing your luck, kid. 1244 01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:07,708 Just one. 1245 01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,792 What was in the trunk? Who bailed us out? 1246 01:26:12,917 --> 01:26:15,917 Are you trying to frame us? Are you really gonna let us go or... 1247 01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:23,500 'The mystery wasn't so mysterious anymore. 1248 01:26:23,625 --> 01:26:26,750 'But we didn't know who our anonymous benefactor had been. 1249 01:26:26,875 --> 01:26:28,958 'We soon knew everything about the body 1250 01:26:29,083 --> 01:26:31,750 'in the trunk of Karrothers's car. 1251 01:26:31,875 --> 01:26:34,833 'I decided to go back and re-examine the evidence, 1252 01:26:34,958 --> 01:26:37,958 'all the slides I had from the day of the murder. 1253 01:26:38,083 --> 01:26:39,167 'Take a new perspective.' 1254 01:26:39,292 --> 01:26:41,083 Alright, let's see. 1255 01:26:42,750 --> 01:26:45,083 OK, here's Carson. 1256 01:26:45,208 --> 01:26:46,583 And he's holding something. 1257 01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:49,708 It's pictures. 1258 01:26:49,833 --> 01:26:53,333 Of, er... of Karrothers old lady in the act with her gigolo, right? 1259 01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:54,833 Right. 1260 01:26:56,333 --> 01:26:59,292 OK, here's the murder. Alright, there's Carson, he's getting it. 1261 01:27:00,833 --> 01:27:02,333 Here he's falling. 1262 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:06,333 Here he's hitting the dust. 1263 01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:08,583 Now he's dead. 1264 01:27:10,667 --> 01:27:13,875 Oh, yeah, here's Bruce's wonderful photos of feet. 1265 01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:19,500 (Lenny sighs) 1266 01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:22,083 Wait a minute. 1267 01:27:23,375 --> 01:27:25,375 Wait a minute. 1268 01:27:26,750 --> 01:27:30,458 Bruce, Bruce, you are a genius. 1269 01:27:30,583 --> 01:27:31,667 I know that. 1270 01:27:31,792 --> 01:27:33,375 Remember... remember when I gave you the camera? 1271 01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:35,917 You took the pictures. You bumped into Carson, right? 1272 01:27:36,042 --> 01:27:38,292 - Yeah, right. - Those are Carson's boots. 1273 01:27:38,417 --> 01:27:40,500 What does that prove? 1274 01:27:40,625 --> 01:27:44,875 I saw these boots walking across Karrothers's driveway last night. 1275 01:27:45,000 --> 01:27:47,458 God, that's right, we did. 1276 01:27:47,583 --> 01:27:48,917 That means that... 1277 01:27:49,042 --> 01:27:52,500 Exactly, and I can prove it. 1278 01:28:03,083 --> 01:28:05,250 (Line ringing) 1279 01:28:07,375 --> 01:28:10,500 (Carson) 'I'm on vacation for a couple of weeks. 1280 01:28:10,625 --> 01:28:13,042 'Don't leave a message.' 1281 01:28:15,875 --> 01:28:20,542 On the day of the murder, we called Carson and he had a different message. 1282 01:28:20,667 --> 01:28:23,958 How could he change it if he was dead? 1283 01:28:24,083 --> 01:28:25,583 Boy, are you smart? 1284 01:28:25,708 --> 01:28:28,125 It wasn't Carson's murder we saw in the photos. 1285 01:28:28,250 --> 01:28:31,375 It was Carson who murdered somebody. 1286 01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:36,708 Carson was the killer and the victim was, um... Mrs. Karrothers's gigolo. 1287 01:28:36,833 --> 01:28:39,292 (Carson) Boy, are you smart? 1288 01:28:41,417 --> 01:28:42,833 I like smart kids. 1289 01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:49,667 Smart kids should stay in college, get a degree, be useful to society. 1290 01:28:51,583 --> 01:28:54,958 Mrs. Karrothers's gigolo turned out to be a real asshole. 1291 01:28:55,708 --> 01:28:59,125 Had some photos taken of himself and the little woman, 1292 01:28:59,250 --> 01:29:01,458 real hot stuff. 1293 01:29:05,083 --> 01:29:07,833 Went around asking for money for the negatives, 1294 01:29:07,958 --> 01:29:10,792 which is typical of an asshole. 1295 01:29:10,917 --> 01:29:13,750 So the old lady gives him some. 1296 01:29:13,875 --> 01:29:16,667 Karrothers finds out about it and gets pissed. 1297 01:29:16,792 --> 01:29:19,583 Not because someone's porking his wife, 1298 01:29:19,708 --> 01:29:23,042 but because someone's screwing his bank account. 1299 01:29:23,167 --> 01:29:28,708 When the asshole got greedier, he gave me ten Gs to waste the fucker. 1300 01:29:29,417 --> 01:29:32,083 Worked like a charm. 1301 01:29:32,208 --> 01:29:34,500 The guy doesn't wanna do the deal except in public 1302 01:29:34,625 --> 01:29:36,458 where there's plenty of people around. 1303 01:29:37,375 --> 01:29:39,208 Even assholes have brains. 1304 01:29:39,333 --> 01:29:42,375 So Mrs. K. sets him up real nice. 1305 01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:44,875 I walk up to him like I'm bringing him the money, 1306 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:48,583 pretend to stumble and knock myself out cold. 1307 01:29:48,708 --> 01:29:50,958 The old lady says to the guy, 1308 01:29:51,083 --> 01:29:53,875 "Let's get him outta here and look for the money." 1309 01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:56,292 They pull me outta sight behind the can. 1310 01:29:56,417 --> 01:29:57,875 The guy goes for the money. 1311 01:29:59,875 --> 01:30:01,875 I ventilate him. 1312 01:30:02,333 --> 01:30:04,333 Nobody hears a thing. 1313 01:30:04,458 --> 01:30:07,958 Getting the body to the old lady's car is no problem. 1314 01:30:08,083 --> 01:30:11,958 In Venice, even carrying around a stiff looks normal. 1315 01:30:12,083 --> 01:30:16,833 Besides, cops were already busy booking some dame on a section 211, 1316 01:30:16,958 --> 01:30:19,292 illegal possession of big tits. 1317 01:30:19,792 --> 01:30:24,000 And then you kids decide to start playing detective. 1318 01:30:24,125 --> 01:30:25,625 (Tuts) 1319 01:30:25,750 --> 01:30:28,167 Bad for Mr. Karrothers. 1320 01:30:28,292 --> 01:30:32,125 Bad for Eskenazy, the poor, stupid bastard. 1321 01:30:33,292 --> 01:30:36,208 And especially bad for you. 1322 01:30:36,333 --> 01:30:38,000 Because now you have to kill us. 1323 01:30:38,125 --> 01:30:41,333 (Clicks tongue) You get smarter every minute, kid. 1324 01:30:41,458 --> 01:30:44,583 Before or after we give you the money? 1325 01:30:44,708 --> 01:30:49,250 (Laughs) I'm not worried about the money. 1326 01:30:49,375 --> 01:30:54,125 I'm good at organizing things, like when old lady Karrothers says, 1327 01:30:54,250 --> 01:30:58,417 "How'd you like to make a hundred Gs instead of just ten?" 1328 01:30:58,542 --> 01:31:02,042 So I tell her how we can incriminate her husband and put the stiff in his car, 1329 01:31:02,167 --> 01:31:06,083 and get his fingerprints on my gun and get rid of him, 1330 01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:08,792 and then you fucked that up, too. 1331 01:31:13,125 --> 01:31:18,125 But now I'm thinking what if the cops come here, 1332 01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:22,542 and find you laid out with some of Karrothers's money? 1333 01:31:22,667 --> 01:31:24,000 Everything would fit. 1334 01:31:24,125 --> 01:31:28,292 Real nice. Uh-uh, I wouldn't. 1335 01:31:31,042 --> 01:31:33,292 (Whispers) Count to three and close your eyes. 1336 01:31:33,792 --> 01:31:34,958 Goodbye, kids. 1337 01:31:35,458 --> 01:31:37,083 (Lenny) Run! 1338 01:31:43,542 --> 01:31:45,042 (Gunshots) 1339 01:32:00,042 --> 01:32:01,667 Freeze! 1340 01:32:01,792 --> 01:32:02,792 Drop the gun! 1341 01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:08,250 (Gasps) 1342 01:32:12,333 --> 01:32:13,750 You decide. 1343 01:32:16,917 --> 01:32:19,583 Get back, put your guns down. 1344 01:32:19,708 --> 01:32:22,083 Nice and slow. 1345 01:32:22,208 --> 01:32:25,958 (Officer) Get back, back. 1346 01:32:26,083 --> 01:32:27,583 That's it. 1347 01:32:28,042 --> 01:32:29,208 Ow! 1348 01:32:29,333 --> 01:32:34,750 Now, the little lady and I are going for a walk. Nobody moves. 1349 01:32:35,750 --> 01:32:39,750 I see one pubic hair twitch, she's dead. 1350 01:32:52,667 --> 01:32:54,167 (Screams) 1351 01:33:30,917 --> 01:33:33,333 (Helicopter whirring) 1352 01:33:33,458 --> 01:33:37,833 (Police) 'Attention, attention, you are surrounded! 1353 01:33:37,958 --> 01:33:39,458 'Give yourself up! 1354 01:33:39,583 --> 01:33:41,708 'Do not attempt to escape! 1355 01:33:41,833 --> 01:33:43,583 'Drop the gun! 1356 01:33:43,708 --> 01:33:44,833 'Get off the bike! 1357 01:33:45,417 --> 01:33:48,417 'Drop your pants and get your hands up!' 1358 01:34:11,417 --> 01:34:14,833 (Siren wailing) 1359 01:34:14,958 --> 01:34:17,250 (Woman) Asshole! 1360 01:35:01,667 --> 01:35:07,083 Oh, shit! 1361 01:35:17,250 --> 01:35:19,583 (Engine roaring) 1362 01:35:26,167 --> 01:35:29,125 Skip, get that guy! 1363 01:35:29,250 --> 01:35:32,042 - What guy? - The guy over there! 1364 01:35:38,375 --> 01:35:40,083 What, are you crazy? 1365 01:35:40,208 --> 01:35:42,167 There's big money in it! 1366 01:35:42,292 --> 01:35:46,708 Didn't you know? When it comes to brotherhood, I'm true blue! 1367 01:35:46,833 --> 01:35:48,833 Come on, guys! 1368 01:36:08,042 --> 01:36:09,625 Yeah! 1369 01:36:32,833 --> 01:36:34,375 Yes! 1370 01:36:35,333 --> 01:36:37,792 (Skip) We'll catch him. 1371 01:36:51,458 --> 01:36:54,458 I saved your life, dude! 1372 01:36:56,333 --> 01:36:58,042 Where's my money? 1373 01:36:58,167 --> 01:37:01,333 (Crowd applauding) 1374 01:37:02,458 --> 01:37:04,750 So tell us, Skip, how does it feel being a hero? 1375 01:37:04,875 --> 01:37:08,292 Ah, come on, let's not exaggerate. Feels good. 1376 01:37:08,417 --> 01:37:10,375 - Did you have any help solving the case? - Help? 1377 01:37:11,333 --> 01:37:13,125 Well, um... no. 1378 01:37:13,250 --> 01:37:15,667 I'm a loner. Always work alone. 1379 01:37:15,792 --> 01:37:18,042 Excuse me, excuse me. Um... yes, excuse me. 1380 01:37:18,167 --> 01:37:20,333 Um... would you like to know who really solved this murder? 1381 01:37:20,458 --> 01:37:22,292 - Yes, I would. - These two gentlemen right here. 1382 01:37:22,417 --> 01:37:24,083 Come on in here. Yeah, these two gentlemen right here. 1383 01:37:24,208 --> 01:37:27,208 - They really solved the murder. - (Crowd applauding) 1384 01:37:27,333 --> 01:37:30,000 Yeah, listen, this is TV time. 1385 01:37:31,625 --> 01:37:34,208 These are the two gentlemen that solved the case all by themselves. 1386 01:37:34,333 --> 01:37:36,250 (Reporter) I see. And who are you, sir? 1387 01:37:36,375 --> 01:37:39,667 I am Detective Jesse Turner Junior, LAPD Homicide. 1388 01:37:39,792 --> 01:37:41,250 You heard it here first, folks. 1389 01:37:41,375 --> 01:37:45,333 This is Jennifer Mayer, KNLA, live from Venice Beach. 1390 01:37:51,625 --> 01:37:54,250 (Lenny) 'Fantastic an undercover cop. 1391 01:37:54,375 --> 01:37:56,542 'It seemed incredible. 1392 01:37:56,667 --> 01:37:58,833 'He'd been there three months sleeping at the beach 1393 01:37:58,958 --> 01:38:02,292 'on the trail of Karrothers's drug trafficking ring. 1394 01:38:02,417 --> 01:38:04,500 'When we got involved, he sidetracked us with Helga 1395 01:38:04,625 --> 01:38:07,708 'to buy some time, put taps on us. 1396 01:38:07,833 --> 01:38:11,000 'We did the dirty work, but he was in control. 1397 01:38:11,125 --> 01:38:15,750 (Chuckles) 'When we got arrested, he was the one who bailed us out.' 1398 01:38:15,875 --> 01:38:17,875 Well, then everything got screwed up. 1399 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:19,667 Christie shot Mario by mistake, 1400 01:38:19,792 --> 01:38:22,000 and his old man thought Karrothers had something to do with it, 1401 01:38:22,125 --> 01:38:23,833 - and then we found the money. - Right. 1402 01:38:23,958 --> 01:38:26,958 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What money are you talking about? 1403 01:38:27,875 --> 01:38:30,958 Well, about a half a million dollars in small bills. 1404 01:38:31,083 --> 01:38:32,333 Some kind of pay off or something. 1405 01:38:32,458 --> 01:38:34,125 - I didn't hear that. - I said... 1406 01:38:34,250 --> 01:38:35,667 No, no, no, you don't understand. 1407 01:38:35,792 --> 01:38:39,625 My office doesn't know anything about any money. 1408 01:38:39,750 --> 01:38:40,750 - No? - No. 1409 01:38:40,875 --> 01:38:43,042 Now, Karrothers is too busy in jail to miss it. 1410 01:38:43,167 --> 01:38:46,833 Mrs. K. is about to be indicted as an accomplice. 1411 01:38:46,958 --> 01:38:51,542 And Carson, he's looking at 300 years in solitary, if he's lucky. 1412 01:38:51,667 --> 01:38:55,917 So... what money are you talking about? 1413 01:38:56,042 --> 01:38:57,708 (Bruce) Listen to the man, pal. 1414 01:38:57,833 --> 01:39:01,125 We don't know anything about any money either. 1415 01:39:01,250 --> 01:39:05,625 (Chuckles) Oh no, Brucey, no way. 1416 01:39:05,750 --> 01:39:07,500 Grow up, homeboy. 1417 01:39:07,625 --> 01:39:10,417 Now, think of all the things that you can do with that money. 1418 01:39:10,542 --> 01:39:13,750 Youth and bravery has its rewards. 1419 01:39:13,875 --> 01:39:14,833 (Bruce) I agree. 1420 01:39:14,958 --> 01:39:16,750 (Chuckles) Ditto on me. 1421 01:39:16,875 --> 01:39:20,292 No way, I am not going to keep it and that's final. 1422 01:39:20,417 --> 01:39:22,250 (♪ ALI THOMSON: "Just Dive In") 1423 01:39:22,375 --> 01:39:25,375 ♪ This is where I want to be 1424 01:39:27,042 --> 01:39:30,042 ♪ Playing hard and running free 1425 01:39:30,875 --> 01:39:34,042 ♪ You know we're living on the edge of heaven 1426 01:39:34,167 --> 01:39:35,500 ♪ Waiting to begin 1427 01:39:35,625 --> 01:39:38,708 - ♪ Why don't we just dive in... - (Honks horn) 1428 01:39:38,833 --> 01:39:41,083 ♪ Just dive in 1429 01:39:41,208 --> 01:39:44,208 ♪ We can make a dream come true 1430 01:39:45,875 --> 01:39:49,792 ♪ Sailing on an ocean blue 1431 01:39:49,917 --> 01:39:52,833 ♪ You know we're living on the edge of heaven 1432 01:39:52,958 --> 01:39:53,833 ♪ Waiting to begin... ♪ 1433 01:39:53,958 --> 01:39:58,333 Sure I resisted at first, but then I listened to reason. 1434 01:39:58,458 --> 01:40:01,750 See, I'm the kind of guy who needs motivation to act. 1435 01:40:01,875 --> 01:40:03,208 What can I say? 1436 01:40:03,333 --> 01:40:06,625 Spending somebody else's half million bucks is a tough job 1437 01:40:06,750 --> 01:40:10,333 but hey, somebody has to do it. 1438 01:40:14,958 --> 01:40:17,208 - Whoo! Yeah! - (Christie laughs) 1439 01:40:24,833 --> 01:40:27,208 (♪ ALI THOMSON: "Wake Up The World") 1440 01:40:47,458 --> 01:40:54,417 ♪ Another day we survive this wheel of fortune 1441 01:40:54,542 --> 01:40:59,208 ♪ Just waiting to reign on the night 1442 01:41:02,125 --> 01:41:09,042 ♪ No other way to revive this celebration 1443 01:41:09,167 --> 01:41:13,167 ♪ Get ready to stand in the line 1444 01:41:16,250 --> 01:41:19,583 ♪ Dance down the valley of kings 1445 01:41:19,708 --> 01:41:22,292 ♪ Shake up the rules we made 1446 01:41:22,417 --> 01:41:26,208 ♪ We're gonna wake up the world tonight 1447 01:41:27,042 --> 01:41:30,500 ♪ Do what we want to do 1448 01:41:30,625 --> 01:41:33,208 ♪ Up to the limit and right on through 1449 01:41:33,333 --> 01:41:37,417 ♪ We're gonna wake up the world 1450 01:41:37,542 --> 01:41:42,542 ♪ Shake up the world tonight 1451 01:41:49,500 --> 01:41:56,708 ♪ Dangerous moves we may make in search of our dream 1452 01:41:56,833 --> 01:42:00,667 ♪ Risking it all just to win 1453 01:42:03,958 --> 01:42:10,083 ♪ Somehow this time, we're alive, alive and kicking 1454 01:42:10,208 --> 01:42:18,000 ♪ Just waiting on the good times to begin, oh 1455 01:42:18,125 --> 01:42:21,542 ♪ Dance down the valley of kings 1456 01:42:21,667 --> 01:42:24,292 ♪ Shake up the rules we made 1457 01:42:24,417 --> 01:42:29,000 ♪ We're gonna wake up the world tonight 1458 01:42:29,125 --> 01:42:32,417 ♪ Do what we want to do 1459 01:42:32,542 --> 01:42:35,208 ♪ Up to the limit and right on through 1460 01:42:35,333 --> 01:42:39,417 ♪ We're gonna wake up the world 1461 01:42:39,542 --> 01:42:43,875 ♪ Shake up the world tonight 1462 01:42:48,708 --> 01:42:52,125 ♪ Wake up the world 1463 01:42:55,667 --> 01:42:59,083 ♪ Gonna wake up the world 1464 01:43:16,458 --> 01:43:19,833 ♪ Dance down the valley of kings 1465 01:43:19,958 --> 01:43:22,500 ♪ Shake up the rules we made 1466 01:43:22,625 --> 01:43:26,708 ♪ We're gonna wake up the world tonight 1467 01:43:27,375 --> 01:43:30,625 ♪ Do what we want to do 1468 01:43:30,750 --> 01:43:33,458 ♪ Up to the limit and right on through 1469 01:43:33,583 --> 01:43:36,833 ♪ We're gonna wake up the world 1470 01:43:36,958 --> 01:43:38,208 ♪ Wake up the world 1471 01:43:38,333 --> 01:43:41,667 ♪ Dance down the valley of kings 1472 01:43:41,792 --> 01:43:44,375 ♪ Shake up the rules we made 1473 01:43:44,500 --> 01:43:48,500 ♪ We're gonna wake up the world tonight ♪